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14 Items That Need Better Names

14 Items That Need Better Names

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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why do we call anything by its name when there are such better ways to say things, and better names out there that live up to the idea of the product better? Well, we have a whole list of random things that need better names and we have found replacement names for these random things. It's kind of like a makeover but it's both amusing and functional. In fact, I propose that we all begin to use these new and improved names, whether they make us laugh or not.

1. Sparkle Carrot

via:American Advantage

Less deadly sounding than icicle.

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2. Yeah, dude.

via:BWJSR
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Boatercycle sounds legit.

3. Raw toast

via:Mama's Keeper
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Because nobody eats bread without toasting it anymore.

4. Milk?

via:MNT

More like cereal water, because for most of us, that's all it ever is.