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15 Hilariously Random And Bizarre Police Blotter Notifications

15 Hilariously Random And Bizarre Police Blotter Notifications

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The Police blotter notifications section is the last place you would go to to have a laugh, they're usually dry reports about boring usual repetitive crimes that happen everyday, and you usually just skip them and never give them any extra attention, but in these cases I guarantee that you will enjoy these reports because they will crack you up, due to their randomness and unexpected plot twists.

1. When in doubt punch a hole in the wall.

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2. The Hot-Dog-Eater/TV-Watcher Burglars.

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3. Bananas are very powerful weapons.

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4. Calling 911 because your phone is down.

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5. Hating lazy people who keep their Christmas lights up with a passion.

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6. Reporting her own husband.

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7. This is actually so brilliant !

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8. So high they forgot where they live.

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9. Guess who didn't get laid that night, and the night after.

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10. "Smile, It Makes Your Butt Tingle"

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11. The sock-burglar.

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12. Stop digging holes dammit.

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13. So lazy she called the cops so they can turn her TV on.

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14. Hardcore love for your team.

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15. Why does he only have one shoe, I NEED SOME ANSWERS !

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