24 Most Embarrassing Text Messages People Have Ever Sent
“Why is Steve being such a cunt?”
Steve seemed to have his own ideas.
“My anus is on fire dude, I can hardly walk…”
It took three months to convince my mother I wasn’t gay.
Never again will I eat burritos with my best friend.
I was like 13.
“Hey name want to be my girlfriend?”
But I accidentally sent it to my friend’s mom.
She even called me: “You are so cute, but I’m afraid I love someone else”.
A bunch of my friends were down at the beach with me over Christmas. One of them was joking back and forth with his younger brother, sending him a text that said something like: “Next time you’re at the store can you grab some mayonnaise, cellophane, and the biggest, blackest dildo you can find? Cheers xx.”
He sent it to his mum instead, and then realized twenty minutes later. It completely threw him off our game of Monopoly, especially when she sent a smiley face back.
I was buying some fertilizer off craigslist. The ad said to text the seller. So I did. “We need 10lbs of cow shit. Coming by Thursday. I’ll bring my shovel.”
Wrong, so very confused and concerned, number.
I accidentally asked my mom: “Do you ever wonder which women you know are into butt stuff?”