Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Disney
After unnecessarily over-analyzing Disney movies you will find so many contradictions and unlogical things that we usually don't really pay attention to, some of them are crucial and some are just considered as a lack of meticulousness by the Disney creators. These Disney tweets might totally blow your mind and change the way you perceive Disney movies forever, but they're also hilarious and have a lot of inside jokes that will definitely make your day.
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
*slams hands on table*— Goddamnit Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) July 2, 2015
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
"Be Our Guest" is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is— Carrie Wittmer💉 (@carriesnotscary) March 16, 2017
I can't even tell you how mad I would be as sleeping beauty if some dude just came in & woke me up & then was like let's get married.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 12, 2016
If I were Princess Belle I'd never get past the talking furniture. 4 days in I'd still be screaming.— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 29, 2016
A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar.— Kibblesmith ⚔️ (@kibblesmith) February 25, 2017
"Goofy should have a dead wife."
That prince in Sleeping Beauty really doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in 100 years.— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary) June 16, 2017
We really never talked enough about the fact that Ariel's main hobby was "looting corpses for whatever they had in their pockets."— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) March 18, 2014
Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school— Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 30, 2015
Sebastian the Crab had the right idea singing constantly cause if I was Ariel I'd eat his delicious flesh the second the showtunes stopped.— Conor Ohworst (@Mactasia) June 9, 2011
"You're still a winner," Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass.— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) August 22, 2014
me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"— k e e t 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 27, 2016
therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"
[pitch meeting]— francistogram (@francistogram) December 8, 2014
Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians."
[idea man pipes in]
Let's think bigger
My favorite Disney song is the one where the baby lion can't wait for his dad to die so he can be King— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) April 8, 2017
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat. pic.twitter.com/R6oEwFPbXA— Brock Baker (@BrockBaker) March 27, 2017
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish pic.twitter.com/Yz0W4M57oN— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 14, 2017
Take note Disney, your Disney-Pixar mash up movies would be a whole lot better if you simply added a few tweaks to them.