16 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Entire Year
Being a parent is definitely an adventure. It's a lifetime of ups and downs and quite frankly there are only so many things that get us through the times of pure insanity. When your infant has a poop blowout you need to reflect on how worth it they are or you'll go crazy. Don't worry, though, for all the chaos and stress and sleepless nights there are a few golden years of comedy where your kids often seem to be an infinite water fountain of hilarious questions, remarks, and reflections.
The best thing about the Internet these days is that we are able to share our moments of hilarity with everyone, because not everyone is having as hilarious of a day as someone else and we all need these jokes pretty bad. Especially when you're scrubbing juice out of the carpet for the third time this week or googling how to get silly putty out of long hair.
Trust me, this is the deep laughter you need today.
For some reason it's universal: kids like licking windows.via:Twitter
Seriously, I need revenge for the years of not being allowed to poop alone.via:Twitter
Technology is great, if you embrace it you'll avoid debilitating alcoholism.via:Twitter
Your kid has too much.via:Twitter
It's also not a fun game.via:Twitter
6. Ryan Reynolds...
AKA Parenting Goals.via:Twitter
7. This is a daily thought of mine.
Usually as I'm picking crumbs out of the carpet or cleaning snot or poo or pee.via:Twitter
This toddler has them.via:Twitter
That's a much harder spell.via:Twitter
10. It's okay!
We all do this at least once. At least.via:Twitter
11. Let's face facts:
This kid is going places. Sarcastic, realistic places, but places none the less.via:Twitter
12. Touche, child.
Mothers don't get candy to themselves, this is a fact.via:Twitter
13. You know your house is political when...
Even the kids understand the struggle.via:Twitter
14. Empty nesters?
More like I'm already counting down the years, months, weeks, days, hours... probably minutes.via:Twitter
15. Just FYI
This is the most accurate tweet in existence, I'm sure of it.via:Twitter
16. Piece of Advice:
I didn't want to clean this afternoon, anyway.via:Twitter
Tweeting parenting stuff is one thing but have you ever seen parents killin' it in real life? Check out these awesome dads owning.