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People On Twitter Are Badly Describing Their Jobs And It Is Hilarious

People On Twitter Are Badly Describing Their Jobs And It Is Hilarious

Twitter trends are great, to begin with. We've seen some amazing examples of how the entire Internet can come together to make us all laugh but the latest Twitter trend really has us bent over with laughter.

The current fad is simple: poorly describe your job and see if people can guess what you do for a living. 

It sounds unenthusiastic, truthfully, but the fact is that oversimplifying complicated jobs like surgeons or over-complicating something as easy to understand as a librarian as resulted in unbelievable hilarity. 

Take a gander at these job descriptions and keep in mind: people get paid money to do all sorts of interesting, complex, or stupid things but maybe you've over-idealized or glamorized a job that really isn't much more than slicing people open and removing their bits... and sometimes getting it wrong. 

Either way, every single example out of all 20 of these is worth guessing and playing along because you're bound to laugh!

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1. This one is curious...

I'd be asking why as well though.

via:Twitter

1. And the beat goes on...

His smirk is what totally makes this that much better.

via:Twitter

3. That's not at all morbid...

Fascinating description though, really.

via:Twitter
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4. Sounds sketchy to me!

Well, maybe not that sketchy.

via:Twitter

5. Sign me up!

This job sounds interesting.

via:Twitter

6. Remind me not to apply for this job

It doesn't sound worth it.

via:Twitter
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7. Birds are cool

At least she doesn't have to count very high because who wants to count for a living to begin with?

via:Twitter

8. Oh yeah, don't forget about your family.

PHD life doesn't sound like a lot of fun.

via:Twitter

9. Paid to be anxious

Sounds like a real gem.

via:Twitter

10. Now that's exciting...

Sometimes drugs aren't bad, mmkay.

via:Twitter

11. Titillating.

Sounds like easy money.

via:Twitter

12. Go on...

I'm listening. I'm all ears.

via:Twitter

13. Whelp!

I didn't think it would get better than the vagina one but I was wrong.

via:Twitter

14. Finally

I've had this job as well. 10/10 Recommend.

via:Twitter

15. Black Widow

Well, her real job is much less nefarious but I like my initial assumption either way.

via:Twitter

16. Are any of really qualified?

I don't think so.

via:Twitter

17. Here's one you'll shake your head at.

Everyone's least favorite question.

via:Twitter

18. That rocks!

Well, unless you're the rocks.

via:Twitter

19. Um, no thanks.

I'll pass on hiring you.

via:Twitter

20. My hero

Seriously, my hero.

via:Twitter

So, how many did you guess?

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