Too Many Sleeping Pills! Man Accidentally Buys A Cow On The Internet
Get this right. Some guy one night took way too many sleeping pills, and ended up making one very silly purchase on the internet. Most near-incapacitated people would still probably only manage to buy something simple, but this guy has gone all out, and he bought a cow!
First of all, I'm not even sure why it's so easy to buy a cow.
Funnily enough, we can all thank his friend who exposed his shenanigans on Reddit. Thanks, random guy!
Not real you say? Well here's the proof.
Come to your senses man!
Luckily he did, and made the extremely wise decision to cancel the purchase of the cow. Then again, it would have been pretty funny.
His friend posted an update on Reddit:
I have an update on the Yak.
"He managed to stop the payment at the credit card company. He also posted this on Facebook:
"Oh I’m sure you would've all liked for me to just let them deliver it, but a) My apartment complex would boot my ass on to the street. The only thing worse than being homeless is being a homeless yak owner. b) My beagle Lucy would lose her motherf*cking mind. c) I'm an astrophysicist, not Baron Moneybags Von Richf*ck so I can’t just spend $3,000 on a yak to amuse the Internet."