15 Times Twitter Took Disney To A Whole New Level
Twitter is a phenomenal outlet for humor and curiosity along with a plethora of other things. When it comes to asking the tough questions or pointing out the hilarious obvious that we often overlook, there are few better places to go than Twitter. Since character limits are set the tweets are always straight to the point and when they're ON point, they're guaranteed to make you laugh. Or, at the very least, they'll make you rethink the perspectives of your childhood. From realizing the dynamics of relationships and meanings of songs to inserting ourselves into our favorite classic Disney stories, Twitter has been on a roll.
1. This is dark.
Erase the thoughts from the live action movie and just realize this is a plausible explanation.
Do we all agree there is a 100% chance an earlier version of this machine killed Belle's mom pic.twitter.com/UUmmccEURL— Kibblesmith ⚔️ (@kibblesmith) July 2, 2016
2. If only we had the same privileges of the Disney Princesses.
Seriously, I deserve some more respect for sleeping as much as I do.
Total bs that when Sleeping Beauty spends all day in bed she's a "beautiful princess," but when I do the same I'm "clinically depressed."— Sarah (@thetigersez) October 31, 2014
3. Fair point
Honestly Belle, did you even consider this option?
(She probably actually did but that wouldn't propel the plot, would it?)
Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) June 28, 2016
4. We literally love Rob Lowe, though.
BEAST: STAY OUT OF THE WEST WING— Jeremy Radin (@germyradin) February 12, 2016
BEAST: JUST STAY OUT
[later, Belle enters West Wing]
ROB LOWE: hi
BELLE : 😍😍😍
BEAST: SON OF A
5. Excuse me...
I need to go re-watch this so I can appreciate this character in all his glory.
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat. pic.twitter.com/R6oEwFPbXA— Brock Baker (@BrockBaker) March 27, 2017
6. If there is anything we can appreciate about Disney...
It's their attention to detail.
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish pic.twitter.com/Yz0W4M57oN— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 14, 2017
7. Belle the Bully
Valid points, Twitter. Valid points.
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
8. Toy Story will never be the same.
This is a huge plot hole, Disney. HUGE.
*slams hands on table*— Goddamnit Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) July 2, 2015
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
9. There's not enough coffee in the world for this...
But jeeze, get me some coffee before you propose. Especially if you're waking me up from a DEEP sleep. Rude.
I can't even tell you how mad I would be as sleeping beauty if some dude just came in & woke me up & then was like let's get married.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 12, 2016
10. Disney got dark.
A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar.— Kibblesmith ⚔️ (@kibblesmith) February 25, 2017
"Goofy should have a dead wife."
11. She's right.
We really never talked enough about the fact that Ariel's main hobby was "looting corpses for whatever they had in their pockets."— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) March 18, 2014
12. Delicious, delicious
This is a valid point. Good thinking on Sebastian's part.
Sebastian the Crab had the right idea singing constantly cause if I was Ariel I'd eat his delicious flesh the second the showtunes stopped.— Conor Ohworst (@Mactasia) June 9, 2011
13. That sobering moment you realize the "little" mermaid is taller than you...
Not so little now.
me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"— k e e t 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 27, 2016
therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"
14. Belle was OG Nerdy.
Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school— Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 30, 2015
What better way to spend our time than to reflect on the dark undertones of some of the happiest Disney songs?
My favorite Disney song is the one where the baby lion can't wait for his dad to die so he can be King— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) April 8, 2017
16. To be fair...
The Disney version was not 100 years. But I'm sure her breath was not that stellar regardless.
That prince in Sleeping Beauty really doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in 100 years.— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary) June 16, 2017
I grew up watching Disney but I didn't actually know that the movies were based on rather Grimm stories (pun intended!) They rarely live happily ever after. Have a look at these original versions of your favorite Disney movies... they will definitely ruin your childhood.