These Drunk ASF Stories Are As Hysterical As They Are Wild

Sometimes you do remember your drunken shenanigans.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• March 20, 2018

The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon has been bringing us #Hashtag gold for quite some time now. Sure, sometimes the #Hashtags game isn't 100% gold, but most of the time his challenge trends nationally within an hour and it doesn't take much longer for it to trend globally. Some of his best #Hashtags challenges have included #HowIGotDumped and #WorstFirstDate.

Now his latest trending #Hashtags game of #MyDrunkStory is spreading across Twitter like wildfire and even reading a handful of the stories people are sharing will make it very clear why. They're freaking hilarious. Most people don't make it through life without at least one sloppy drunk experience that is mortifying and amusing, regretful or not, so we're pretty convinced that you will find yourself roaring with laughter as you read through why your drunk story is probably not the worst one out here. Or maybe you'll be able to relate to a few of these, too! It just depends on how much you like to party, I guess...

1. Donald Jasmine Trump?

All he needs is an Arabian prince to save him now.

2. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

P.S. They probably only let you finish so that you wouldn't pee in the cruiser.

3. A for effort.

At least you have this gif to live with for the rest of your life.

4. An incredible view.

That's not stucco...

5. Creative!

Airplane mode doesn't mean what you think it means when you're drunk.

6. Gulliver's Drunken Shenanigans

Kudos to the 8 year-old making the best of an awkward situation.

7. True Love

Some guy, indeed.

8. Master Impersonator

Now that's what I call a good time.

9. Blind and dumb.

I hope you had your glasses laying around and didn't try to munch them.

10. What fun it would be to slowly unravel who is who in this phone.

The best part is that we presume this was the most baffling of entries.

11. Diplomatic!

Yeah, sure... the NBC embassy, right?

12. Must have been a strict teacher.

B- this evening.

13. Seeing double?

This was quite the identity crisis.

14. At least you didn't get a public intoxication charge, right?

Thanks, dad.

15. Sounds like your guardian angel was looking out for you...

Because that would have been really bad. Really, really bad.

16. Drunken pick-pocket?

Hopefully you didn't drive yourself home.

17. I thought German Shepherds were notoriously good watch dogs?

I thought wrong, apparently.

18. Pun intended.

This is why we should let drunk people get tattoos.

19. Button, button, who has time to push buttons?

This one is pretty good, though.

20. Poor bird.

Let's all just hope she didn't hug him during her tears.

Elana