18 Hilarious Times People Made Easter Cakes And Failed Woefully At It

These people need to take baking classes ASAP

Some Easter cake fails look like honest mistakes, then you scroll a little farther and realize people out here are baking haunted vibes on purpose or accidentally. We’re talking bunny cakes that look less “hoppy” and more “please don’t let that near your kids,” plus chicks that seem one sugar mistake away from starting an unholy possession situation.

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And the best part is how specific the disasters are. One person clearly raided the Christmas supply bin for Frosty the Snowman noses, another tried a cute egg cake “classic tree” layout and watched it go horribly wrong, and somewhere in the mix there’s a deranged Furby cake, a “Lamb of God” theme that got confused, and at least one creation that looks like it has radioactive mouse energy.

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By the time you reach the upside-down heart trick sitting around too long, you’ll be begging for a normal cake, or at least one that doesn’t stare back.

1. This bunny is definitely rabid, and you should keep it away from your kids

1. This bunny is definitely rabid, and you should keep it away from your kidsCake Wrecks
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2. I guess someone decided to reuse the extra Frosty the Snowman noses from Christmas

2. I guess someone decided to reuse the extra Frosty the Snowman noses from ChristmasCake Wrecks
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3. Your kids will never forget the Easter they had a Donnie Darko rabbit cake

3. Your kids will never forget the Easter they had a Donnie Darko rabbit cakeCake Wrecks

4. Easter is about the Lamb of God, not the Lamb of Evil

4. Easter is about the Lamb of God, not the Lamb of EvilCake Wrecks

5. Is that mouse radioactive or what?

5. Is that mouse radioactive or what?Cake Wrecks

6. Can someone show where the ears are?

6. Can someone show where the ears are?Cake Wrecks

7. This chick will suck the soul out of anyone it comes in contact with

7. This chick will suck the soul out of anyone it comes in contact withCake Wrecks

8. On the one hand, you have horrifying plastic overlays. On the other, you have a blob of nothingness

8. On the one hand, you have horrifying plastic overlays. On the other, you have a blob of nothingnessCake Wrecks

9. That is not it at all. Go back to the drawing board.

9. That is not it at all. Go back to the drawing board.Cake Wrecks

It’s basically the same kind of sting as a friend taking credit for your family secret chocolate chip cookie recipe.

10. This yellow-riffic fail is hard on the eyes, and let's not even comment on the shape

10. This yellow-riffic fail is hard on the eyes, and let's not even comment on the shapeCake Wrecks

11. This is more sunny-side-up egg smashed on the ground than adorable chick

11. This is more sunny-side-up egg smashed on the ground than adorable chickCake Wrecks

12. A rabbit?

12. A rabbit?Cake Wrecks

13. More like a deranged Furby cake

13. More like a deranged Furby cakeCake Wrecks

14. You see a classic Christmas tree formation for a cute egg cake, and it goes horribly wrong when you try it

14. You see a classic Christmas tree formation for a cute egg cake, and it goes horribly wrong when you try itCake Wrecks

15. This will really impress once you bring it to the next hippie church gathering

15. This will really impress once you bring it to the next hippie church gatheringCake Wrecks

16. Okay, this isn't all that bad

16. Okay, this isn't all that badCake Wrecks

17. When you hear 'smash the cupcake,' this is it

17. When you hear 'smash the cupcake,' this is itCake Wrecks

18. The old upside-down heart trick, and I'm sure that has been sitting around for too long

18. The old upside-down heart trick, and I'm sure that has been sitting around for too longCake Wrecks

That rabid-looking bunny cake is the first red flag, and once you clock it, you start side-eyeing every other “cute” Easter creation.</p>

Then the Frosty the Snowman nose situation hits, and you can almost hear the kitchen debate about whether reusing supplies counts as “holiday spirit.”</p>

The Donnie Darko rabbit cake and the “Lamb of Evil” mix-up make it clear nobody here was aiming for adorable, they were aiming for chaos.</p>

By the time the chick with the soul-sucking energy and the upside-down heart trick show up, you’re not choosing a cake, you’re choosing which nightmare you can tolerate.</p>

I'm at a loss for which cake failure I could manage to take home. To commemorate the occasion, tell us in the comments section below which of the cakes you would reluctantly choose.

You can also share your own cake blunders, and don't forget to spread the word to your friends and family by sharing this post with them. Here's to wishing you a happy Easter!

Nobody wants to be stuck serving a cake that looks like it might bite back.

For more recipe betrayal drama, read about refusing to share a treasured family pancake recipe for a friend’s brunch.

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