Guy Creates Hilarious List Of Pros And Cons For Going On A First Date

If you're looking for help with setting up the perfect date check out this list!

Mikayla
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Guy Creates Hilarious List Of Pros And Cons For Going On A First Date

Dating is hard. In fact, life, in general, is just hard. But if you're in the dating scene and trying to make a great first impression with someone you like then life seems extra, super, stupidly hard. As an example, I once ended a date with a man patting me on the head like a puppy exclaiming he'd had a 'gweat tiiiiiime'. Please, men, don't do this.

Thanks to Instagram user Matt Shirley you now have a list of pros and cons to help you choose that perfect date location, and as long as you don't go patting your date, you'll be doing a heck of a lot better than that guy. Matt's done more than just sorting out your dating spots for you, his Instagram is full of charts, lists, and graphs that will make your life about 100 times easier. So make sure you check it out!

First date locations: pros vs. cons.

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A quick summary for you: Don't schedule your dates to take place at the gym, beware of ass sweat if you're hiking, and don't go to their house unless you're prepared for possible murder. I can't say murder is something I've come across while dating (fingers crossed it stays that way) but it's always good to be prepared for such things. A bar, a restaurant, and a coffee date all seem like good places to make your first impression, but do the cons outweigh the pros? 

He's put a lot of thought into this list so that you don't have to!

Isn't dating great?

Choose wisely.

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Then if you're traveling to this date, do you drive? Do you walk? Or do you Uber? Matt's got that covered too! Taking an Uber is totally convenient but looking at that chart makes walking look pretty appetizing... If you had to pick two, which would you choose?

He also mapped his thoughts this Halloween while watching Hocus Pocus...

Guess what movie I watched this weekend. (tis firm)

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In fact, he's made posts that cover almost anything you'll ever need! 

If you are doing Taco Tuesday right now I expect you to tell me where you are on this chart.

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I was thinking about the weekend so I decided to compare the two days.

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Don’t ask me why the blue shell line isn’t blue.

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This is what you’ll see if you peek in my window on October 31st.

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