Here Are 40 Comebacks That Were So Savagely Funny They Were Crowned The Champions Of Banter
These people have been dragged back to earth by force!
Have you ever found yourself in the midst of a heated argument, feeling like a deer in headlights, desperately trying to conjure a clever comeback? The reality is that a sharp retort often eludes us when we need it most.
More often than not, these comebacks catch us off guard. Haven't we all experienced that moment?
Today, we celebrate the masters of banter as we explore insights from Dr. John Gottman, a renowned marriage researcher who states, "The best responses are not just quick jabs but well-thought-out comebacks that dismantle the original argument."
“Effective communication is about more than just winning an argument; it’s about understanding and connection,” Dr. Gottman emphasizes.
We've gathered some of the most inventive ways people have navigated conflicts. So buckle up and prepare to refine your skills in winning arguments with elegance.
1. Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn
Zeuspooff2. Without Support From Mom And Dad
beerbellybegone3. On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children's Beauty Pageants In The US And Diddling Kids
Jaegerbalm
4. Breed Some Friends
DrewBk
5. Musk Fan Getting M**dered
Bruisss
6. Aussies Would Like To Have A Word
CuriousA1
7. The Response To A Hateful Lady Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom
mlilstix
8. Is It Possible To M**der Future Children With Words?
Sptsjunkie
9. It’s Okay Jesse
saveyourtissues
10. Science V Politics V Religion
Discordant_Rhyme
Although vicious insults can be amusing on the internet, when you debate with someone in person, things go differently. Instead of tearing each other down as the tension builds and the reactions become very personal, you may find yourself looking for areas of agreement.
11. Look Who Just Discovered Consent
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12. Idk If Repost But
wrongfulStick310
13. What's Your Excuse?
beerbellybegone
14. He Seems To Be Struggling
Zealousideal_Talk479
15. A Congratulations At Least
TheBlueWizardo
16. Cyanide Is Biologically Natural
beerbellybegone
17. Capitalism Is Love, Capitalism Is Life
beerbellybegone
18. Red State vs. Blue State Problems
saveyourtissues
19. You're A Figment Of Imagination
beerbellybegone
20. They Didn't See This One Coming
chacal_lachaise
It didn't take long for the subreddit r/MurderedByWords, which was founded in 2016, to gain a sizable following. They currently have an astounding 2.9 million members who appreciate and share the craft of deft comebacks.
21. Twitter Is Amazing... Random Person Explaining To An Astronaut How Space Works
_rmbler
22. Largest Landowner Gets Owned
AidanGsRedditAccount
23. Transphobic Aunt Called Out By An Actual Good Twitter User, Vaush
JustYourBiBestie
24. Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?
beerbellybegone
25. Parental Disparages
Quiet_Counter_1125
26. Seriously? Ireland?!
Ordinary_Truth787
27. Must Be Icing Themselves After That Roasting
Freeziac
28. In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions
ascendingisborn
29. Apparently, Stars Are The Work Of The Devil
TheGreatZarquon
30. People In Glass Houses Shouldn’t Throw Stones
BelleAriel
31. Courage Is All You Need? Huh?
ztaker
32. M**dered By Tasty Words
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33. Self-Made Success Story
bfly1800
34. Yes, She Deserves Better
reddit.com
35. One Hour Dry Burgers
beerbellybegone
36. It's Not The Piece Of Plastic
sdadima
37. Grandma's Taking No Prisoners
AlertYogurtcloset992
38. Your Personal Life Is Your Own; You Don't Owe Anyone An Answer
beerbellybegone
39. Tate Exposed As A Submissive Beta
unique_useyourname
40. When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires
beerbellybegone
Unexpected arguments can arise with strangers you've just met, as well as with friends, family, coworkers, and partners. Regaining control over your emotions is not always simple when they are running high.
Still, under these kinds of circumstances, it would be prudent to use moderation and self-control. Leave your thoughts about these comebacks in the comments section and share them with your loved ones too.
