Hilarious Tweets That Will Keep Us Coming Back To Twitter For More

The funniest people are all using Twitter.

Truly, there is nothing in life more uplifting than a good chuckle—a laugh that comes from deep in your belly, roaring past your chest and out of your mouth. Laughter is the best medicine for a droopy mood, a down day, and a pessimistic outlook. But who has time to scour the Internet for the best jokes? Not you? That's okay! That is what we are here for.

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We have found the most hilarious tweets, and we are beyond excited to share the laughter with you. Seriously, if these people aren't professional comedians, then they should consider it because we are crying from laughing so hard today.

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Spicy!

I bet this is exactly how it happened, too.

Spicy!Twitter
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A great vlog.

10/10 would watch.

A great vlog.Twitter
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Booty, booty, booty. Booty everywhere.

Own that booty pride.

Booty, booty, booty. Booty everywhere.Twitter

Belle is a jerk!

Okay, maybe not a jerk, but this song was pretty condescending to the townsfolk.

Belle is a jerk!Twitter

Same

This hits us right in the feels.

SameTwitter

Options

Sometimes you'd rather see someone not go at all than bring someone along.

OptionsTwitter

Asking the important questions.

Someone has to!

Asking the important questions.Twitter

Don't ever say this guy doesn't dream big.

Because this is a mighty tall order.

Don't ever say this guy doesn't dream big.Twitter

I've got lots of advice.

No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.

I've got lots of advice.Twitter

I'm hungry.

Who wants potato salad when you could eat five potato options instead? Nobody.

I'm hungry.Twitter

Caffeine

We convince ourselves that caffeine is better than no caffeine.

CaffeineTwitter

Whale, whale, whale. What do we have here?

Life is all about compromises.

Whale, whale, whale. What do we have here?Twitter

Working the solo shift.

Gotta make it interesting.

Working the solo shift.Twitter

Honestly!

Sometimes, food bloggers are the worst.

Honestly!Twitter

Accurate

This may be the best tweet ever.

AccurateTwitter

Dream Job

I'd support this guy, wouldn't you?

Dream JobTwitter

HARM-acy.

Get it? Do you get it?

HARM-acy.Twitter

Because you can't buy anything, sucker!

They might need to change the terminology on Wheel of Fortune.

Because you can't buy anything, sucker!Twitter

Oh my!

At least we all benefited from hearing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Oh my!Twitter

Whomp

That would be disappointing, wouldn't it?

WhompTwitter

Close, so close.

If only we knew what she said next.

Close, so close.Twitter

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