Brutally Honest Descriptions Of American States Told By Americans
The 50 states have a brutally honest background, and here it is, presented in all its hilarity.
Everyone knows that no one sees your hometown quite like you do, or in this case, your home state. People from all over come to visit and spend their time exclaiming, "Oh, this is great!" "It's so lovely here!" and "Gosh, I would just love to live here!" But we all know that once the joy of being away from home fades, your state isn't all that great.
Don't believe me? Well, a group of Americans has provided their states with hilarious and brutally honest taglines to help convince the rest of America (and the world) that it's really just a different version of home. And let's be honest, home is never that great. Check them out and see if your home state's tagline is accurate by your standards!
h/t BoredPanda
1. Illinois
wrestlingfan007 2. South Carolina
Endofear 3. Pennsylvania
jessipirate
4. Colorado
Kng_Wasabi
5. Montana
dontbreadonme
6. Arizona
omnithought
7. Connecticut
MsWhimsy
8. Massachusetts
I_Cant_Alphabet
9. Minnesota
joshychrist
10. Oklahoma
sir_flagon
11. Oregon
tugboattoottoot
12. New York
theHamburglersNugget
13. Idaho
Wanderingjackelope
14. Utah
aLonelyFuck
15. West Virginia
spacehoney
16. Tennessee
deleted
17. New Mexico
zandyman
18. South Dakota
2013RedditChampion
19. Alaska
Azal8522
20. California
deleted
21. Alabama
yru1
22. Kansas
JBeContact
23. New Jersey
BishopWicked
24. Georgia
Hyoto
25. Indiana
captainloudmouth
26. Nevada
libertyseeker775
27. Louisiana
pashtun_far
28. Florida
marveloriddle
29. Rhode Island
sinnermanz
30. Iowa
XBLINK182FUGYEAHX
31. Kentucky
mwatwe01
32. Wisconsin
xueimel
33. Missouri
The_Insane_Gamer
34. North Dakota
diggens00
35. North Carolina
CompMolNeuro
36. New Hampshire
Liar_tuck
37. Virginia
SendMeYourTiny_Tits
38. Mississippi
Wakeboarder223
39. Michigan
rambunctiousmango
40. Ohio
xRavax
41. Maine
a_rmiller84
42. Nebraska
retroman000
43. Vermont
MountainsAndTrees
44. Hawaii
deleted
45. Arkansas
MST3Kimber
46. Maryland
deleted
47. Delaware
deleted
48. Washington
dacafinator15
49. Wyoming
angry-all-the-time
50. Texas
guccigreene
