Parents Share The Hilarious Ways Their Kids Rename Common Things

Hand socks sound so much better than gloves.

Languages are quite complicated, even for adults, which is why kids are constantly distorting words and coming up with new ones when they have no idea what something is called. When you're talking, spontaneity is key, so if you pause for a long time to think about what you want to say, things can get awkward really fast.

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Kids know that too, which is why they would rather invent their own unique words than try to remember the actual term for a specific item. The people in the tweets below managed to hear some of the funniest made-up terms come out of a kid's mouth.

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1. We should all start calling them that

1. We should all start calling them thatmsjennywatson
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2. Perfect, just perfect

2. Perfect, just perfectshaniggli
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3. She's talking about vultures

3. She's talking about vulturesjilliank245

4. That's a better name for it

4. That's a better name for itkree104

5. Obviously

5. Obviouslyerdoland

6. An unpleasant song

6. An unpleasant songggerrietts

7. Genius!

7. Genius!KCrechriou

8. Yes, please

8. Yes, pleaseZoeJTuinman

9. Snow headphones

9. Snow headphonesggerrietts

10. A cowboy trumpet

10. A cowboy trumpetSuzanneBlakeman

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