Local Police Post Twitter Thread About The Most Ridiculous Thing They've Had To Deal With This Year So Far

If every police department in the world were as hilarious and lighthearted as the Lawrence Police, then this world would be a much happier and healthier place.

These officers are genuinely funny, and their Twitter account serves as the platform through which they showcase that sense of humor. By poking fun at their jobs, the people they encounter, and themselves, they really enhance the relationship possibilities with the local community, which is never a bad thing.

This particular example is hilarious. The police department wanted to share with the world their most ridiculous call of 2019 so far, and it's a real doozy.

It begins

So it starts with a call about a 'road rage in progress'... sounds legit, right?

Obama thinks so.

What they arrive to is... slightly less legit than first thought.

It turns out it is literally two people who refuse to get out of the way in a parking lot.

Apparently, they've stumbled upon the two most petty people on this Earth.

I know, right?

Not surprisingly, Karen also wouldn't budge.

It turns out soccer mom Karen is actually a horrible driver and a huge drama queen.

The commanding officer, using his years of experience, immediately exits this situation.

Chad is also a pompous jerk.

Yes, insult the police who are dealing with this mockery of public spending.

SMACKED DOWN KAREN

A beautiful tale of evil and evil.

And thus concludes the story. Goodnight, kids.

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