10+ People That Can't Possibly Be This Dumb
...Or can they?
Have you ever met someone who was really nice but just a few crayons short of a full box? Not the brightest bulb? Of questionable intelligence? Let's be realistic: we all have brain farts and say or do something stupid, but with today's technology, our mistakes are very, very public.
One innocent tweet can make you look like a very, very stupid person. A lot of times, the concept was clear, but the execution was dumbfounding.
We all know the English language is not the easiest language to conquer on this planet, and while some people make it look a lot easier than it is, an awful lot of people also make us feel really smart because their grasp of English is just that bad. Have a look for yourself!
1. Yes, that's clearly what she meant.
Someone needs to read slower and think more carefully.
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I'm bilingual.
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I don't know what's better: the original post or the response to it!
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4. Who would have guessed?
Incest is relaxing.
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5. Aarons
If you don't have a bunch of Aarons to finish, are you doing anything with your life?
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6. Alphet
No one knew if she meant outfit or alphabet.
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7. Where to begin?
There are so many things wrong with this sentence that it belongs on the chalkboard of a 9th-grade English class.
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8. Some people ask the important questions.
Thankfully, someone is always around to answer.
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9. Smiled Friend
Hello.
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10. Return to sender.
Please.
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11. Specifically, where?
Sorry, I meant to ask, "certificately, where?"
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12. He wasn't the 'ate-eenth' president.
There's something fishy going on here.
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13. Prayers for Arthur.
He wrote this.
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14. A Fella Knee
We call him Mister Meaner.
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15. Oh, yes, I remember that one book.
It cost us a whole hall.
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16. None taken.
Ba-dum-tiss!
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17. You know what they say about "a sooning."
Yeah, me neither.
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18. Leonardo DiCaprio
He was the best painter.
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19. Uh, sounds delicious.
I don't need a sample bite or anything, though.
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20. Filet Mignon is not for everyone.
Especially if you think it's a flaming young.
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21. As a matter of fact...
I did not hate this.
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22. So inspirational.
I wonder what kind of milk it was.
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23. This hurts my brain to read.
Read it a few times; it's incredible.
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24. I have one hope for you.
I hope they keep your name out of their mouths from now on.
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25. Day Jaw Food
Worse than Night Jaw Food.
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26. To be fair:
It's a bizarre spell to pronounce ratio to begin with, but this is probably the worst attempt we've ever seen.
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27. This morning, this evening.
Looks can be both, I assume.
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28. Lack toes?
And toddler ants?
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29. Today's youth is really into hard drugs.
Snorting Parmesan.
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30. I am carrying beans.
You wouldn't understand.
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31. How is it possible to be wrong this many times?
Especially in such a short conversation.
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32. Bees named Ray
Ray is a great name for a bee.
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