The More You Read This Guy's Insane and Impulsive Lifestory, The Crazier It Gets

When you think of a crazy story, it usually involves some pretty unpredictable plot twists that you would never have anticipated in a million years. That's what makes it so remarkable and gives it that surprise effect.

This guy's story is the definition of crazy; the plot twists in it are both hilarious and unpredictable. The moment you think that the craziness is over, something even crazier pops up and blows your mind. He starts with the incident that resulted in his birth and goes on to describe how he grew up with a monkey.

Get ready for a wild ride; someone should definitely turn this story into a movie!

Wild from the start, huh?

Sucks to be this guy's child

Wait, what?!

Okay, I was not expecting that. Go on.

Damn, that's tough.

Second plot twist

Living the life, eh?

Now they're being well cared for.

Don't drink and tweet.

VICTORY!

She's a Capricorn.

The monkey is essential to this story.

Very much so...

So he did love the monkey more than his kids after all.

At least this story has a happy ending.

Now you know what that damn monkey looks like.