Men Who Used Exactly Two Brain Cells While Texting and Made Sure to Be Extra Creepy About It

Being nice and pretending to be nice to manipulate someone into giving you something are two completely different things. Many guys make the bold claim that they are nice but can never maintain the facade and eventually end up exposing themselves.

They think they are entitled to something after blessing someone with their niceness and are usually furious when they don't get what they want. The fact that these guys are in such a hurry to get to whatever is on their minds often ruins their plans, which invariably fail miserably.

Texting is not for everyone; some people still struggle to communicate without creeping others out. If someone happens to be a creepy person, nothing in the world can help them hide it because their creepiness imposes itself on their daily lives.

Pretending doesn't work either because they just can't help but be creepy; it's a curse that is almost impossible to break. The screenshots below contain some of the cringiest text interactions that people were unfortunate enough to have with men.

Scroll down and prepare to completely lose faith in humanity; these screenshots will make you want to delete all of your social media accounts.

1. That's not how people play 21 Questions, bro.

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2. That transition was wild. He handled it like a boss.

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3. "Girl, this ain’t Glee."

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4. "My boyfriend cheated on me, so I broke up with him, and this was his reaction. Such a charmer!"

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5. No introduction; from 0 to 100 real quick.

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6. Some people don't know when to stop.

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7. "I NEVER ask for nudes, but if I DID magically get them..."

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8. "An actual conversation I had with a 30-year-old."

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9. "This is my classmate, whom I see a maximum of twice a week and have repeatedly told I'm not interested in him."

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10. So excited... Just can't contain my excitement.

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11. "Friend of my ex-husband messaging me 30 minutes after I made our divorce public."

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12. "Why would you go out like that?" (sent to my friend)

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13. What a lovely and caring bloke.

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14. Some boyfriend material right there.

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15. Just randomly forgetting that you have a girlfriend.

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16. What texting a wannabe car guy is like:

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17. Now that's how you break the ice.

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18. "I salute this cringe."

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19. He talks like a caveman.

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20. Literally no one asked, but okay...

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21. The sad part is he probably had that line memorized.

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22. "Got unmatched after this (arguably) appropriately timed response."

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23. "Dear men, can you please have a talk with your friends? This ain’t it."

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24. "This guy just finished posting four comments in a row on one of my girlfriend's pictures. He then proceeded to send this gentle warning."

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25. "His bio vs. his pickup strategy..."

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26. "Boys Gone Wild."

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27. Sounds like the same thing to me.

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28. "Wow, you are so beautiful. Wow, the message didn't send separately. Wow, leave group."

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29. "Never assume."

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30. "Another Nice Guy in the friend zone. He deleted both comments."

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31. "Manliest sip of all time."

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The moral of the story is that if a guy you're talking to claims to be a "nice guy," he is probably not. They don't even pretend to be nice for a while to trick you; they have so much rage and anger built up inside that makes them extremely impatient.