Seriously Ridiculous Coworker Moments That Are Guaranteed To Make You Cringe

Not all coworkers are created equally, that's for sure. I mean, sometimes in a larger company, it's really easy for cliques to form, and those aren't exactly fun. But in general, when you go to work at least five days a week and at least forty hours per week, it's important to get along with the people you share all that time, space, and energy with. Befriending your coworkers is usually a good thing, and employers tend to encourage a comrade mentality as long as it doesn't interfere with productivity. (Gotta get them that almighty dollar, folks.)

That said, some coworkers are the stuff nightmares are made of. They're bad at potlucks. They smell. They tell terrible jokes. They make some of the most ridiculous mistakes you'll ever see. And everyone suffers. Thanks to the ease of the Internet, though, we can publicly shame them and laugh hysterically. You're welcome!

Not that we don't also appreciate the crunching sound of fallen leaves...

But what was wrong with the coworker that made this happen?

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Is there someone at your office you absolutely hate?

There may be no better revenge than this.

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Not to be dramatic but...

Would it kill you to say, "Bless you?"

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Why celebrate with streamers and balloons?

When you could do this to your coworker instead?

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Some jokes are too cruel.

This one, for example.

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Vegan Lasagne

Similar to Bitch Lasagne.

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Coworkers stealing your candy?

There's a hack for that.

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As if a toilet coffee mug isn't bad enough...

This coworker deliberately does not clean his, and I'm going to vomit.

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Unusual Customs?

When the new guy starts, why not welcome him (and see if he scares easily) by stuffing his drawer full of coworkers' underwear? Why not, indeed?

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Totally not going to miss YOU guys.

Thanks.

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Welcome Back!

We don't know who is worse here: the coworkers who thought an old-fashioned stabbing cake was appropriate, or that someone maybe deserved to get stabbed.

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Do you like dogs?

Too bad.

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Some people should not be put in charge of party decorations.

Whoever did this, for example.

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When one guy beats everyone else for the big promotion.

Celebrate in style.

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Don't be like Ryan.

Scrolling Reddit on the toilet is not productive.

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Well, I don't know, man...

You probably kind of deserved this one.

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Public enemy number one:

Fridge food thieves. You're the worst.

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Crack that whip!

Empathy meter is on EMPTY.

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Not everyone is going to appreciate your sense of humor.

But this was creepy, not funny.

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Oh no, baby, what are you doing?

Don't do that!

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