People Are Revealing Their Reactions To Phone Scams And Here Are 27 Of The Most Amusing Ones

I have nothing but time for these petty scammers.

Phone scams are usually boring in the worst way, but Twitter users have been making them weirdly entertaining. Instead of quietly taking the bait, people have been firing back with the most chaotic reactions, the kind that make you laugh and then immediately double-check your own call habits.

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These aren’t just “nope” moments either. You’ll see scammers demanding numbers, getting hit with Shakespeare-level confusion, and even getting shoved into awkward social situations, like someone insisting they should “put my mom on” or being told to “head down to the station.” The best part is how fast the conversation spirals, from polite panic to full-on block-and-dodge energy.

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Here are 27 of the funniest, most petty, most painfully real responses.

1. Am I entitled to any compensation?

1. Am I entitled to any compensation?Twitter
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2. Sorry, it needs to contain a number.

2. Sorry, it needs to contain a number.Twitter
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3. Her heart is in the right place.

3. Her heart is in the right place.Twitter

4. He hates his job too.

4. He hates his job too.Twitter

5. The panic attack one is convincing.

5. The panic attack one is convincing.Twitter

6. It's very hot as well.

6. It's very hot as well.Twitter

7. The Mrs. Doubtfire.

7. The Mrs. Doubtfire.Twitter

8. Just doing the right thing.

8. Just doing the right thing.Twitter

9. You’re actually not talking to me right now.

9. You’re actually not talking to me right now.Twitter

10. How did you get this number?

10. How did you get this number?Twitter

11. This is what kids are for.

11. This is what kids are for.Twitter

12. Yeah, let me put my mom on.

12. Yeah, let me put my mom on.Twitter

Also, the friend who lied about bills to buy a luxury takes a similar turn.

13. You need to head down to the station.

13. You need to head down to the station.Twitter

14. I think they might hang up.

14. I think they might hang up.Twitter

15. Ooh, Shakespeare!

15. Ooh, Shakespeare!Twitter

16. What is a computer?

16. What is a computer?Twitter

17. Put this guy on the ‘do not call’ list.

17. Put this guy on the ‘do not call’ list.Twitter

18. How patient!

18. How patient!Twitter

19. Well, now they’re all fighting.

19. Well, now they’re all fighting.Twitter

20. The panic mode sets in.

20. The panic mode sets in.Twitter

That’s when the scammer’s request for “a number” meets a perfectly timed refusal and a total lack of cooperation.

Then comes the “you’re actually not talking to me right now” moment, where the person on the other end turns the whole call into a prank.

After that, the “panic mode sets in” reactions and the “I have nothing but time” energy make it feel like a full group project, except the group is the scammer.

By the end, the “purrfect crime” response and the “put this guy on the do not call list” payoff show these scammers never stood a chance.

21. Oh, so gross.

21. Oh, so gross.Twitter

22. Learn some manners.

22. Learn some manners.Twitter

23. How often does this happen?

23. How often does this happen?Twitter

24. Sorry, what was that?

24. Sorry, what was that?Twitter

25. It’s a nice way to learn.

25. It’s a nice way to learn.Twitter

26. I have nothing but time.

26. I have nothing but time.Twitter

27. The purrfect crime.

In order to help you be aware of what to watch out for online, we've collected these pitiful scam attempts that have been reported on Twitter. These attempts include those where the recipients tricked the scammers before blocking them or becoming blocked themselves.

Share your own experience with us if you have any by dropping them in the comments section below. Don't forget to share this post to enlighten others as well.

27. The purrfect crime.Twitter

The only thing getting scammed here is the scammer’s ego.

For more fallout over unpaid money, see the friend who hasn’t repaid her loan during a financial crisis.

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