1. You shouldn't have looked back
2. This is both sweet and hair-raising
3. Leave this confession here and never tell your wife
4. Hey, you have to do what you need to do to keep your job interesting
5. The important question is, did you get it out?
6. Adults are just tall children
7. We all need to check our electronics again
8. Thank you for this wonderful life hack, friend
9. Who's your fish guy?
10. The hero we never knew we needed
11. This would be entertaining, except I work from home and I'm alone
12. This is the secret to a happy marriage
13. This is a good solution
14. Overripe banana yellow?
15. Oooh, date night idea!
16. You married the wrong family member
17. You should never forget your roots
18. This is a secret you take to your after life (if there is one)
19. That's an indicator you should stop puffing
20. The hidden foundation to a happy marriage
21. What a beautiful thing to do for a loved one
22. It's called reparations
23. Oh man, your dog needs to start charging you both
24. This hits a little too close to home
25. They'll be more sneaky next time because of this
26. It's not a bad strategy
27. Ah, an opportunity to be the adult you needed when you were a kid
28. This is wholesome and also a huge fire hazard
29. The audacity to throw a watch party using a Netflix account owned by the person you just dumped!
30. Some crimes are justified, just saying
There are so many great confessions featured on the Fesshole Twitter account but these are the only ones we can fit. A lot of them are funny but there are some that will definitely make you pause.
Are you brave enough to confess anonymously to a few hundred thousand internet strangers? If you are, then what are you waiting for?