This Account Is Solely Dedicated To Really Funny 'Dad Jokes', And Here Are The Top 30

Niche meme accounts are all the rage, and 'dad jokes' are not exempt.

Dad jokes have a special kind of power, they can make one person groan and another laugh out loud at the exact same time. This account is packed with pun-heavy one-liners, awkward wordplay, and the kind of humor that somehow gets funnier the worse it is.

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In this roundup, we pulled together 30 of the best dad jokes from the collection, from clever little zingers to painfully obvious punchlines. The whole thing is a reminder that a truly committed dad joke never apologizes for itself.

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Here are the funniest ones in the bunch, and a few of them are almost too good to be bad.

Change the battery...

Change the battery...dadsaysjokes
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Rabbis and Rabbits...

Rabbis and Rabbits...dadsaysjokes
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First child?

First child?dadsaysjokes

Deep and meaningful...

Deep and meaningful...dadsaysjokes

Welcome inside!

Welcome inside!dadsaysjokes

The jokes only get more committed from here.

A nice, warm hug.

A nice, warm hug.dadsaysjokes

Success!

Smiling person giving a warm hug, playful dad joke caption.dadsaysjokes

Don't talk about it.

Don't talk about it.dadsaysjokes

Let me know when the 40,000 starts.

Let me know when the 40,000 starts.dadsaysjokes

Rough times during Coronavirus isolation.

Rough times during Coronavirus isolation.dadsaysjokes

They all CAUGHT on...

They all CAUGHT on...dadsaysjokes

This one lands exactly where it should.

Great finish to this joke!

Great finish to this joke!dadsaysjokes

Bless you!

Group laughing together, punchline text about catching on, quaranteen joke.dadsaysjokes

Quaranteen...

Quaranteen...dadsaysjokes

Get it?

Person reacting with a sneeze or blessing gesture, “Quaranteen” dad joke text.dadsaysjokes

Meaningful messages.

Meaningful messages.dadsaysjokes

All's well that ends well.

All's well that ends well.dadsaysjokes

Some other thing...

Some other thing...dadsaysjokes

By now, the puns are fully in control.

This is similar to the cousin who insulted someone’s secret cookie recipe, sparking an AITA debate.

Marc with a C

Marc with a Cdadsaysjokes

110%

Close-up of a name tag or caption reading “Marc with a C,” inside joke theme.dadsaysjokes

Stop carrying it.

Stop carrying it.dadsaysjokes

Inside jokes only!

Inside jokes only!dadsaysjokes

Every single person.

Every single person.dadsaysjokes

Delighted!

Friends gathered together for an inside joke, “BBQ” punchline visible.dadsaysjokes

Get it?

Delighted crowd reaction, “BBQ” and gaming console references, Switch or GameCube.dadsaysjokes

BBQ

Person covering eyes or looking overwhelmed, “Switch or GameCube” joke text.dadsaysjokes

Switch or GameCube

Switch or GameCubedadsaysjokes

Can't see anymore.

Can't see anymore.dadsaysjokes

Crystal clear!

Crystal clear!dadsaysjokes

I'm so sorry, I just assumed.

I'm so sorry, I just assumed.dadsaysjokes

That last one is peak dad joke energy.

For more recipe-fueled family chaos, read what happened when someone refused to share Grandma’s apple pie with a bakery-opening cousin.

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