Aussie Slang Examples That People Elsewhere in the World Don't Understand

Some of you drongos just wouldn't understand.

Australian slang has a way of sounding completely normal to locals and totally baffling to everyone else. A simple conversation can turn into a string of words that leave outsiders guessing, especially when the speaker is tossing around terms like mate without thinking twice.

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That gap gets even funnier when Australians travel or chat with people from other countries and realize their everyday phrases do not land the same way. This roundup pulls together some of the most common Aussie slang examples that make perfect sense at home, but can sound like another language elsewhere.

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Some of these are harmless, some are hilarious, and a few are so specific they practically need a translation guide. Read on.

I've never heard anyone say this.

I've never heard anyone say this.Source
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I'll laugh at anyone who utters words like 'crisps' in front of me. They're chips, mate.

I'll laugh at anyone who utters words like 'crisps' in front of me. They're chips, mate.Source
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That one is already causing trouble.

Thongs melting in summer here is more common than you'd think.

The summer we just had was awful.

Thongs melting in summer here is more common than you'd think.Source

All factually correct.

Although everyone is "mate" to me.

All factually correct.Source

"A goon sack behind Maccas" is the most Australian thing I've read in a while. I love this country.

"A goon sack behind Maccas" is the most Australian thing I've read in a while. I love this country.Source

It only gets more Australian from here.

Nah mate, that's the legit truth.

Nah mate, that's the legit truth.Source

What are you on about? Aussie slang is normal, mate.

What are you on about? Aussie slang is normal, mate.Source

Alcohol. It's alcohol, mate.

Also... anyone keen for a Maccas run? Hit me up. Haha.

Alcohol. It's alcohol, mate.Source

Some of these translations are brutally straightforward.

It’s giving the same vibe as the friend who brought their own food to your expensive restaurant, then refused to split the bill.

Seriously, how else do you pronounce it?

Seriously, how else do you pronounce it?Source

What he said. We can talk perfectly, ya drongo.

What he said. We can talk perfectly, ya drongo.Source

This is a real sentence that gets uttered in various parts of this country.

This is a real sentence that gets uttered in various parts of this country.Source

How to charm a woman in Australia.

How to charm a woman in Australia.Source

That line is doing a lot of work.

Think that's weird? In New Zealand, the Kiwis call Woolies 'Countdown,' and I have no idea why.

Think that's weird? In New Zealand, the Kiwis call Woolies 'Countdown,' and I have no idea why.Source

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Australian slang conversation, referencing Woolies, Countdown, and “choccy biccy” humor.Source

That's root-shaming, and I won't stand for that. Haha.

That's root-shaming, and I won't stand for that. Haha.Source

Did someone say 'choccy biccy'? Where?

Did someone say 'choccy biccy'? Where?Source

By now, the slang is basically its own language.

Suuuure.

Jolly swagman camping by a billabong under a coolabah tree.Source

I'm afraid so, bud.

I'm afraid so, bud.Source

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong under the shade of a coolabah tree.

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong under the shade of a coolabah tree.Source

Thanks, Ketut.

Thanks, Ketut.Source

Aussie slang never really slows down, and that is half the fun.

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