19 Accurate Points Twitter Users Make When They Imagine What Would Happen If Marvel's Avengers Were Real

They make completely valid points.

The Avengers may be box office giants, but the fantasy gets a lot less fun once you picture their battles happening in a real city.

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That is the joke behind this Twitter thread, where people point out how quickly superhero chaos would turn into property damage, public outrage, and a mountain of bills. From insurance nightmares to the fallout of the Snap, the replies keep circling back to one blunt idea, real life would not be nearly as forgiving as the MCU.

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Keep scrolling for the funniest and most accurate takes on what Marvel's Avengers would be like if they were actually real.

They wouldn't be as lovable as they are on screen

They wouldn't be as lovable as they are on screenCodeineFridge
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This kind of thing would probably cause a riot and make the world hate Iron Man a lot more

This kind of thing would probably cause a riot and make the world hate Iron Man a lot moreTyReeGary2
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Because, of course, insurance wouldn't cover that, and we doubt Tony Stark would have some kind of superhero damage insurance fund out there

Because, of course, insurance wouldn't cover that, and we doubt Tony Stark would have some kind of superhero damage insurance fund out thereclamty_

That is where the real-world problems start showing up.

It would probably be something many people would experience, making it such a common story

It would probably be something many people would experience, making it such a common storyyikobaz

Just imagine how many millions or billions they would lose in a single day due to that one snap

Just imagine how many millions or billions they would lose in a single day due to that one snapCodeineFridge

People would probably dig up any kind of dirt on him just for the sake of finding even the tiniest bit of scandal

People would probably dig up any kind of dirt on him just for the sake of finding even the tiniest bit of scandalSaddamhusslin

There might even be petitions out there to get them canceled or something similar

There might even be petitions out there to get them canceled or something similarayedocc

And the internet would absolutely have opinions about all of it.

You'd be lucky if only a door of your car was missing after a huge Avenger fight

You'd be lucky if only a door of your car was missing after a huge Avenger fightpool_hoxse

And there isn't even a note of apology. You're just left to deal with the wreckage on your own because it was for the greater good anyway

And there isn't even a note of apology. You're just left to deal with the wreckage on your own because it was for the greater good anywayihyjuju

It's terrifying how accurate this actually is

It's terrifying how accurate this actually isGalaxyCraze

He might have built one already and is just creating one version after another, storing them in a huge basement

He might have built one already and is just creating one version after another, storing them in a huge basementnofilterbihhhh

Some of these jokes land a little too close to home.

And if you think a real-life Avengers disaster would be shocking, these bizarre events are already breaking the rules of science fiction.

This is so true, and it's so cringe just imagining it all

This is so true, and it's so cringe just imagining it allweekend_rose

The blip would become a huge meme to cope with the pain of it, and the people who were blipped back would either be insulted or not get it at all

The blip would become a huge meme to cope with the pain of it, and the people who were blipped back would either be insulted or not get it at allKeonHazel

Did they save the day, or did they just make the day and the next few years hell for the rest of us who have to pay for it all?

Did they save the day, or did they just make the day and the next few years hell for the rest of us who have to pay for it all?marvelsclips

They save cities and destroy them all at the same time

They save cities and destroy them all at the same timelilthirtyclip

That is the question people keep coming back to.

Oh, what would the world of Twitter come to?

Oh, what would the world of Twitter come to?williamfgreene

Ant-Man would be that one low-key guy that the world would actually love, much like Paul Rudd

Ant-Man would be that one low-key guy that the world would actually love, much like Paul RuddTHEDavidMarcus

There would be plenty of arguments about who would hold which titles and whatnot

There would be plenty of arguments about who would hold which titles and whatnotNestorKambi

He doesn't realize just how desperate people are for the snap

He doesn't realize just how desperate people are for the snapFallen_wick

In the end, the fantasy works best when it stays on screen.

Still think reality is normal? See the visual anomalies that make your logic spin in the mud.

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