Comebacks That Will Make You Laugh Harder Than You Imagined
People with comebacks like these are the unsung heroes you should definitely know about.
After every argument, there are times when a clever and witty comeback runs through your mind while taking a shower or just before bed, and you think, "Oh snap! I should have said that earlier," but the time that has passed is gone.
To describe this frustrating situation, Denis Diderot coined a famous phrase in the 18th century: "L'esprit de l'escalier," which, when translated into English, means "wit of the staircase." In simple terms, it refers to the perfect comeback that frustratingly comes to mind when the moment for delivering it has passed.
However, some geniuses are always ready with a perfect comeback for every statement or criticism directed at them. Coming up with an instant riposte is not easy, and one needs a superpower to deliver a witty one-liner on the spot.
We have compiled some of the most hilarious comebacks from a group of wise individuals roasting a few foolish people. These jibes are sure to make you laugh out loud, and they are so irresistible that you won't hesitate to share them with your loved ones.
Take some lessons from these funny comebacks, and make sure to use one of them when someone insults you or your loved ones. Be ready to give them an instant comeback!
1. Too good, bro!
ekmadeye2. Get yourself a pet instead of a husband!
TelesticWarriorr3. God helps only those who are willing to help themselves!
ChrisMMatthews
4. Different protection for different viruses, Karen!
suchetan
5. Maybe this person was born through an uncommon mode of natural intercourse.
Firethorn101
6. He deserves it!
LittleJohnny_nutter
7. Alcohol made the manager say that!
KiRiT000000
8. Attend your classes seriously, kids.
DaFunkJunkie
9. Just ask them, duh!
johnmory
10. Wondering how many survived the "mask-free" church.
Adorable_Document665
11. Carson, maybe you need a degree in math!
uncle_russell_90
12. Don't burn someone at a gas station!
DaFunkJunkie
13. Do your homework, Mr. Donald Trump!
BelleAriel
14. Some understand the hard way.
ComfortableNobody457
15. John 15:12-13. "My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you."
professorearl
16. Stan Lee is a legend, period!
The_Great_Pancake
17. We're not with you, Kevin!
BelleAriel
18. Well, I'm sure of what the objection is here.
BelleAriel
19. This was such a sweet insult!
needmemes
20. Women are much more than just babysitters! Get that straight!
lucynyu13
21. Even health insurance cannot treat burns like these!
BelleAriel
22. Self-esteem so high that she's even willing to die!
Ghanima81
23. And you can remove the target yourself as well.
Y_Z_P
24. Jake Paul must be really feeling small after reading this!
randomkid_2008
25. The Titanic game.
ameece24
26. Wright is right!
BelleAriel
27. Then who will be at the Capitol?
johnmory
28. Prayed twice for the USA already.
Pleasant-Force
29. At least stand your ground.
EstablishmentEast922
30. Exactly how you cannot spell Joshh without 'shh!'
BelleAriel
31. The origin of trust issues!
lucynyu13
32. Technically, he's not wrong.
ekiechi
33. History is important.
BelleAriel
34. The Bible tells us so.
johnmory
35. His rebuttal skills are on point!
Sadlysoul
36. Thucydides said that right!
vermbraunt
37. Brian is spitting facts!
prabhjyoth
38. On the contrary, she is Miss Dependent!
nursbear
39. Don't teach the master!
TheDuhDuhMan
40. Elon Musk destroyed in seconds.
ZaackHunt
41. Broke and broken again!
jonathan20771
42. Oops! That hurts!
My_Memes_Will_Cure_U
43. Umm, where do you go after escaping reality?
Reasyx_
44. Mask up to live longer!
DeFoerest
45. God blessed this woman with utter confidence!
sp0okygorl
46. The ultimate win!
ViperSniper1550
47. But what if a disabled person works on Saturdays?
LMF5000
48. I ain't praying in Claire Mawisa's body!
BelleAriel
49. No!
free-whitebird
50. Thanos has competition now.
drrhodium
I am sure these hilarious comebacks have added a bit of confidence to you, and next time someone tries to act smart with you, you should be ready with a ton of comebacks.
Share these witty one-liners with your friends and family and boost their confidence to say whatever they want without regretting later, thinking, "Oh man, I should have said that."