Utah Mom Tweets All The Incredibly Bizarre Names She Found In Her Kid's Yearbook
In an unending quest for originality, some parents have officially gone too far in naming their children.
Look, we get it: you created this one-of-a-kind miniature human being, and you want their uniqueness to extend beyond their genetic makeup. A particularly original name that sets your precious fruit of the loin apart from the rest is a surefire way to ensure that nobody mistakes your kid for another, right? In all fairness, that's completely true. Your one-of-a-kind legal name does set your child apart from the rest, but that doesn't mean they stand out for a good reason.
Case in point: Allison Czarnecki, a mom from Utah, turned to Twitter one evening to share some of the most absurd and ridiculous names she found in her child's yearbook. To see so many asinine names in one place... well, it can only be explained in so many ways.
Buckle Up, Buttercup.
petit_elefantHow many of these can you pronounce? I'm stuck at three or four of them.
petit_elefantSomeone needs to stop these people.
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I never knew there could be so many ways to spell Jackson, and that each one would be as ridiculous as the rest.
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I am going to agree with her favorite.
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These are not made up. This is not a drill. Do not pass go; do not collect $200.
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Oh no, high school, too?
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With a name like that, who needs to worry about being bullied for hair, nose, or height?
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We knew what to expect, and we are still horrified.
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Someone needs to stop these people.
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HAHAHA
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