Utah Mom Tweets All The Incredibly Bizarre Names She Found In Her Kid's Yearbook
In an unending quest for originality, some parents have officially gone too far in naming their children.
Some yearbooks are full of awkward hairstyles and bad photo choices, and some end up looking like a master list of names nobody can quite believe made it onto paper. That is exactly what happened when Utah mom Allison Czarnecki started sharing the strangest names she found in her child’s yearbook on Twitter.
The names were so unusual, and in some cases so wildly spelled, that the whole thread quickly turned into a running joke. Between the reactions and the sheer volume of bizarre entries, it is hard not to wonder how many of these kids will spend their lives correcting people.
By the end, one favorite stood out, and the internet had plenty to say about it.
Buckle Up, Buttercup.
petit_elefantHow many of these can you pronounce? I'm stuck at three or four of them.
petit_elefantSomeone needs to stop these people.
petit_elefantI never knew there could be so many ways to spell Jackson, and that each one would be as ridiculous as the rest.
petit_elefantAlso, this chaos feels like the AITA fight where a wife refused to compromise baby names with her husband.
I am going to agree with her favorite.
petit_elefantThese are not made up. This is not a drill. Do not pass go; do not collect $200.
petit_elefantOh no, high school, too?
petit_elefantWith a name like that, who needs to worry about being bullied for hair, nose, or height?
petit_elefantWe knew what to expect, and we are still horrified.
petit_elefantSomeone needs to stop these people.
petit_elefantHAHAHA
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For more “baby name dibs” fallout, read what happened when the sister-in-law demanded the name first: AITA for standing firm despite dibs years ago.
