Britain Is Getting Roasted Into Oblivion By The Rest Of The World On Tumblr

Why would you call parking lots "car parks"

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Britain Is Getting Roasted Into Oblivion By The Rest Of The World On Tumblr

The British and Americans are constantly beefing on the internet; the second someone mentions an unusual aspect in the other country's slang or customs, hell breaks loose, and everyone starts roasting each other. It is one of the most fun things to witness online; it is a free, original, and funny form of entertainment.

Most of the world got used to American English because of Hollywood movies, video games, and many other forms of entertainment that originate from America. In a way, American English became the norm, which in turn, made British slang stand out a little bit (which is pretty unfair if you ask me).

Besides that, the American population is much bigger than the UK's, so more people speak American English than British English. In addition to that, many foreigners learn English by consuming American entertainment, so they end up learning their version of English.

The British colonized most of the world and introduced many countries to their culture, which ended up exposing it to criticism from all corners of the world. Scroll down and check out the Tumblr posts below; they contain some brutal roasts that came out of nowhere and served their purpose beautifully and elegantly.

1. Be right back, taking my car to the car park.

They both make perfect sense Idk why people got so riled up.

1. Be right back, taking my car to the car park.dulect.tumblr.com

2. Someone came well prepared. They've been waiting for this moment their whole life.

3. It's only annoying when someone from another country does it.

Foreigners talking sh*t about your country is the worst.

3. It's only annoying when someone from another country does it.snorlaxatives.tumblr.com

4. Jesus, it was just a question. Chill.

4. Jesus, it was just a question. Chill.trust.tumblr.com

5. It's not even that hot bro

6. U.K Biscuits vs. American Biscuits

7. Sorry, I only speak Americanish.

7. Sorry, I only speak Americanish.davidhodali.com

8. This person eventually starved to death.

8. This person eventually starved to death.dulect.tumblr.com

9. I'm about to head off for a Cheeky Nando's with the lads.

9. I'm about to head off for a Cheeky Nando's with the lads.transgenderer.tumblr.com

10. It's all up to the majestic eagle to decide.

You have to be a true American to know when your show is going to air.

10. It's all up to the majestic eagle to decide.iamthedukeofurl.tumblr.com

11. Still looks like a shoe to me.

11. Still looks like a shoe to me.tuesday.tumblr.com

12. See British translation below:

12. See British translation below:encourage

13. Is this skins?

13. Is this skins?rllysensitive

14. This person is not a big fan of how British English is spelled

Americans got rid of all the "u"s just to be different.

14. This person is not a big fan of how British English is spelledmaliciousmelons.tumblr.com

15. It's as simple as that.

16. What is up with the "xxxxxxxx" at the end of texts.

17. How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:

18. This man is obviously a keeper.

19. This person finds British people "cute" because of the way they express themselves.

19. This person finds British people Tumblr

20. They had all the spices in the world and decided to use none of it.

20. They had all the spices in the world and decided to use none of it.Tumblr

21. This is for "real people"

21. This is for Tumblr

Al jokes aside, British English sounds much better than American English but most people around the world are used to American slang due to Hollywood and other kinds of American entertainment. It's still funny to see Americans and Brits beefing online, it's always overexaggerated and hilarious.

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