20 Things That Nobody On Earth Could Look Good Doing
There are just some things nobody can conquer.
Some everyday actions can look effortless on screen, especially when celebrities make them seem smooth, stylish, or even glamorous. But once you strip away the camera angles and the polish, plenty of ordinary things are just awkward, messy, or impossible to make look cool.
That is exactly the idea behind a Reddit thread that asked what nobody on Earth could look cool doing. The responses range from the ridiculous to the painfully relatable, and once you start reading them, it is hard to argue with the list.
Some of these are so uncool they almost feel universal. Read on.
1. How can you look cool while doing this when your body is literally betraying you and your dignity?
NoPaleontologist60562. You have to be Harry Potter riding a broomstick to make this one look cool.
FungicideEater3. We don't think anyone can handle this calmly, especially if there's a live spider involved.
Feels2old
That list is already off to a rough start.
4. Why make walking a lot more tiring?
V02D
5. Oh, the prep part of it might be even worse.
BlackLetterLies
6. This always kills the dignity inside, even if we're just bystanders.
user45617
7. You just never really know how to operate your limbs correctly to look good.
No_Client7651
8. The backpack just goes left, right, left, right, left, right.
Feels2old
Somehow, even the simplest motions become a full production.
9. When it comes to rolling forward with an office chair, you just have to do this awkward scooching motion.
HoneyAndThunder
10. The beanbag will just try to suck you in as if it doesn't want to let you go.
hmmgross
11. When we fold it back the right way, most of us just look angry at the umbrella.
StoolToad9
12. Most of us would do anything we could to look like we were going the right way the entire time.
BasslimeRex
At this point, the thread is basically a tribute to human awkwardness.
This is like the kind of quick win you’ll get from practical fixes that make ordinary situations easier to handle.
13. No one can look cool while carrying poop. NO ONE.
Marlowebabe
14. Why would anyone try to look cool while pooping anyway?
Tagous
15. This one is just really embarrassing because it's essentially failing to intentionally look cool.
nuhairhudis
16. One of the most painful things on Earth to recover from.
Odd-Jupiter
17. This one is frustrating because the anxiety of not holding up the line catches up really quickly.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts
By now, the answers have fully embraced chaos.
18. Picking your nose in general will never look cool.
andontheotherhand
19. It only looks remotely cool in anime and manga, unless you ask anime and manga fans. Then it's always cool. This comment throws shade!
rntopspin100
20. You also wouldn't be able to concentrate on looking cool because you've got to get that poop out.
DivineAscent17
A lot of these things are common everyday experiences, but we don't think anyone could make them look cool. People could try, but we doubt it, especially when it comes to the poop-related ones.
Then again, some of these things aren't meant to look cool. Let's not even try, and let's just leave them at that so there's no increased pressure to look good while doing everyday things, okay?
Some things are just never going to be stylish.
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