30 Children Whose Well-Mannered Food Roasts Made Them Internet Famous

"You can't trust everything that comes out of a child's mouth" is a phrase many of us have heard countless times, but you also can't ignore everything that comes out of a child's mouth!

Children have no filter, and sometimes they blurt out the bitter truths we've been avoiding. Don't like an aunt but lack the courage to say it out loud?

Give a child the task, and they'll ensure your aunt hears it loud and clear. Children may be blunt and sharp at the same time, but they're innocent beings who haven't learned to sugarcoat their words.

This is where parents step in to train their kids and help them understand the concept of not hurting people's feelings and sentiments simply because they're children. They're taught how to express themselves differently from what they're used to.

Sure, it's great to call a spade a spade, but instead of being overly blunt, parents teach their children to be more polite and use more respectful language. But what happens when parents forbid their kids from using certain words?

Well, then parents get roasted in the language they understand best! Children are geniuses at inventing new phrases just to get their point across.

Don't believe me? Check out what some parents have to say!

This kid will go places with such a gentlemanly attitude.

kelbursc

Sad apples taste like sadness. This kid's right.

annikadukes

I can imagine the sweet potatoes hatching a plan on his plate.

AlixEHarrow

Now that's a royal roast.

neverliz

So did he like them or not?

saracclark

I honestly didn't know we could taste TV static.

NicolaEverson

Well, he's being blunt in a polite way.

_vidyala

Nope, no one does, sadly.

cmdibley

She's 100% correct. Someone give this kid a medal.

lenni51074

Aww! There's no way to get mad when kids do this.

zeb_hillard

This son has potential.

SInSeattle75

That salad needs to go get dressed.

thiskatetaylor

Indeed, son. Indeed.

MeanieMary

LOL. He must've hated whatever it was.

StacyMcCall

Aww. I hope he's feeling the random food goodness again.

aliciaaaaah

This is yet another polite, well-mannered roast.

foundbeautyvt

Uh, Mommy, please don't make him end the world.

OWPSLibrary

Well played, Soph, well played.

soap84

That should've been a word. I'd have used it too.

LynneKelly

A spoonful of ghosts? Dang.

taylakaye

LOL. Well, technically, teeth do work when we eat, so maybe they're tired.

anne_d13

Like a boss.

backpackchalupa

Eew. I wonder what soup it was.

kmctee

What's cold, sweet, and creamy? This kid's a genius.

DJ_Babayaga

LOL. As long as he got his point across, he was being polite.

fizzbun

So basically, everything is dangerous.

HPLA25

LOL. It would take a long time to feel bad for what he said.

stepheneronan

Ah, his mouth is a different dimension altogether. Makes sense.

sarah_t_agate

LOL. Kids can spit venom.

lulamorashi

Puberty Paul Hollywood, that's a classic.

Blue42Smk

In Summary...

As you've seen, kids can get their point across even if you put barricades in their vocabulary! There's no way they're going to suck it up just because you told them not to say certain words.

So next time you tell your kids not to say something, be prepared to hear what they have to say. It might take you a while to get used to polite food roasts, but hey, at least it won't hurt as much!