30 Christmas Puns and Jokes That Will Crack You Up for Sure

It's the most wonderful time of the year again. Beautiful, dancing lights spruce up the streets, and mugs of hot chocolate warm us during the cold winter.

People celebrate Christmas differently. For most of us, it's a time to spend with family and reflect on all the things that happened during the year.

Then we also have those who make things extra special for others through various acts of kindness. Of course, there's always another fun way to celebrate it.

Christmas is meant to be a happy holiday, after all! And people want to celebrate it with humor.

In these challenging times, we want to make your Christmas a little merrier. So here are 30 Christmas jokes for you to enjoy.

Since it's the season of giving and we're feeling extra generous, we picked jokes with plenty of variety. From Christmas-themed puns and exaggerations to dark humor, we covered a range of playful styles and festive favorites.

We have quick one-liners about presents and jokes about elves, reindeer, and, most of all, Santa Claus! All in one place.

We won't spoil the fun any further, so you can fully enjoy these jokes. Go ahead and scroll down to read this Christmas season's best jokes!

1. "What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days."

Torsten Dettlaff

2. "I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats the children who get up early on Christmas morning. That way, I get to sleep in."

Marta Wave

3. "What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren."

Jill Wellington

4. "What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from chimneys to Windows."

Sindre Strøm

5. "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman."

e71lena

6. "What did the farmer get for Christmas? A cowculator."

Helena Lopes

7. "Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."

cottonbro

8. "Who tells the best Christmas jokes? Reindeer. They sleigh every time."

Laura James

9. "What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum; you just can't beat it."

Engin Akyurt

10. "What would you call an elf who just won the lottery? Welfy."

Talena Reese

11. "How is the alphabet different on Christmas than on any other day? On Christmas, it has Noel."

Lum3n

12. "What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs."

Liza Summer

13. "How does the snow globe feel this year? A little shaken."

RODNAE Productions

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Quang Anh Ha Nguyen

15. "What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause."

D-Keine

16. "Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? RUDE-olph, of course."

Kristina Paukshtite

17. "What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye-deer."

Annika Thierfeld

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19. "If a reindeer lost its tail, where could it get a new one? At a retail store."

Tim Gouw

20. "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard."

Vidal Balielo Jr.

21. "What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

@felipepelaquim

22. "Where does Santa stay when he's on vacation? At a Ho-ho-ho-tel."

cottonbro

23. "My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the Mass to start, he turned to her and asked, 'What time does Jesus get here?'"

Vinícius Vieira ft

24. "Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging through a bag of carrots? He was caught picking his nose."

Hui Huang

25. "Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: 'Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus, and you can be a present, and I'll give you away.'"

cottonbro

26. "Spotted outside a church in Michigan: 'Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him.'"

Stanislav Kondratiev

27. "What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."

Andrea Piacquadio

28. "Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them."

Olenka Sergienko

29. "I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, 'Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.' So I bought her nothing."

cottonbro

30. "Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll."

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