16 Comics That Reveal What Would Probably Happen If The Marvel Movies Were Realistic
This comic artist answers the question, "What if the Marvel films were set in real life?"
A lot of people are die-hard fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and its heroes, and we understand why. They’re very entertaining films, they feature great actors and cinematic effects, and they present awesome worlds.
More than anything, though, they have superheroes! Who doesn’t want superheroes crushing terrorists, corrupt individuals, and generally bad people, right?
If we had those kinds of people in our world today, we might have a less drab vision of our future. Then again, our world would also face more complicated problems.
But really, think about it. What if superheroes, especially Marvel superheroes, were stuck in the real world?
How would they react? Would things still go according to plan, and would they actually be able to save the day?
The answer to that may be a little more complicated than a simple yes or no. However, comic artist Santiago Esparza has given us a glimpse of what might happen if the Marvel movies were set a little closer to reality.
From Iron Man all the way to Thor, Esparza has uncovered some plot holes, character flaws, and a few other elements that would have completely changed Marvel movies had they been realistic. Of course, he’s just doing this for fun and not to offend any fans out there.
They’re quite fun to imagine, though. Here are some of his best works.
1. Iron Man
sanesparzaIron Man's first suit wasn't his best
sanesparzaIt did protect him from most attacks, but...
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He might have forgotten about something very important
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2. Thor: Dark World
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Loki had the throne
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Thor believed his ruse
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Loki revealed himself in the end, though
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In real life, Thor would have heard what he said
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So much for grand speeches in big empty halls
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3. Spider-Man: Homecoming
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We all were rooting for Peter and MJ, but with one wrong answer
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Their love story would have ended so quickly
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4. Spider-Man 2
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His mask works well at concealing his identity
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We're pretty sure his voice is still recognizable, though
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5. Captain America: The First Avenger
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No matter how well-made the mask is, it still wouldn't have fully covered him up
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6. Black Panther
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We know their conflict was pretty intense
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But would Cap really have just taken up arms?
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7. Guardians of the Galaxy
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We love Peter Quill's antics
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We're pretty sure villains wouldn't let him finish his song, though
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He'd be dead before the second verse
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8. Doctor Strange
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Doctor Strange's journey started here
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But really, if he had been driving safely, he wouldn't have had that accident
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9. Spider-Man
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Villains get to destroy things in films as if no one is watching
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But there is always a witness
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And those poor souls must be horrified and traumatized
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10. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
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The tension in this revelation scene was great
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But really?
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Who just does as they're told like that in real life?
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11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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Oh, Groot was adorable, alright
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He wouldn't have lasted long, though
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He would have been fizzed to eternity
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12. Captain America: Civil War
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This is where their split began
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Because of one video
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But let's be honest
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If they had just gotten straight to the point, who would have had time to watch that video?
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13. Iron Man 3
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Those many other units may not have been perfect, but they would have worked well enough
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14. Spider-Man 3
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It was all a big misunderstanding in the end
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He should have known from the very beginning
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15. Thor
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It was very noble of Thor
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And in reality, villains wouldn't have hesitated to abide by that request
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16. Spider-Man: Far From Home. Well, that's how the Marvel world works
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If the Marvel films were really set in real life, they'd be a lot more chaotic and complicated than they are. No amount of planning or phases would solve that.
Not only that, but we think that if Marvel movies were realistic, they wouldn't attract the same viewership they're getting now. They just wouldn't have the same appeal.
Thank goodness they have their own universe, right?