50 Harsh Jokes For Anyone Who Loves A Bit Of Dark Humor
Did you know that the harsher the comedy you choose, the more likely you are to have a high IQ?
You may have heard that enjoying dark humor is considered a sign of intelligence. But did you know that the harsher the comedy you choose, the more likely you are to have a high IQ?
Yep, apparently, all of us morbid thinkers are extremely smart (and potentially a tad disturbed). Not only that, but enjoying dark humor also suggests that we have the ability to laugh at our problems and the woes of the world rather than letting them get us down.
Dark humor is defined as "humor that treats sinister subjects like death, disease, deformity, handicap, or warfare with bitter amusement and presents such tragic, distressing, or morbid topics in humorous terms." And get this: not only is liking dark humor a sign of intelligence, but disliking dark humor can indicate moodiness and aggressive tendencies.
Interesting, right? But we bet you didn't come here to learn interesting facts—you came for the dark funnies!
Never fear; we've got you covered! From death to family troubles to COVID to relationships, we've got 50 dark jokes to share with you below.
Scroll down to enjoy some laughs. And don't forget to share them so you can boast about how smart you are!
#1 Oops!
Bored Panda#2 "You'll be next."
Bored Panda#3 It's a fair point.
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#4 Two dead dogs are better than one?
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#5 Double standards.
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#6 Rude!
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#7 Accurate.
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#8 Oh dear.
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#9 One day is enough.
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#10 Wake up, grandpa!
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#11 Problem solved!
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#12 A sticky situation.
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#13 "Now what?"
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#14 Oh, snap!
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#15 I feel like she wasn't joking.
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#16 Seriously, that poor guy!
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#17 Thank goodness for that!
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#18 Oh no.
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#19 "You could do better."
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#20 Funny that.
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#21 Probably not the best choice.
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#22 I see what you did there.
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#23 Later, losers!
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#24 The results are unclear.
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#25 It's obviously COVID.
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#26 Awkward.
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#27 By the way...
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#28 Totally worth it, though.
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#29 Wow!
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#30 Free to a good home.
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#31 Die a log... Get it?
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#32 More often than not.
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#33 Siri can be so cruel.
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#34 Perfect execution.
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#35 Not wrong.
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#36 I would've gone with sex, but food works too.
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#37 Ouch!
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#38 Okay, that's mean.
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#39 Well, that's unfortunate.
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#40 Awww.
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#41 Let her in.
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#42 Probably for the best.
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#43 Sorry, Doc!
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#44 It makes sense.
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#45 It was electrifying.
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#46 A sad discovery.
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#47 No animals were harmed during the making of this joke.
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#48 I'll be there for you... unless you pee on me.
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#49 The irony is real.
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#50 What a coincidence!
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How do you feel about dark comedy? Do you love it, hate it, or are you indifferent?
While studies have been conducted on this topic, we can't say for sure that every person who enjoys dark humor is some kind of genius. Alternatively, we can't say that anyone who doesn't like it is aggressive and moody.
But it certainly is interesting to think about, isn't it? If you have a favorite dark joke, we'd love to hear it in the comments section!
