40 Of The Dumbest Questions People Have Ever Asked

People thought they were joking, but they were actually serious. You can't make these things up.

Human beings are known to be the most intelligent creatures on Earth, or to speak in technical terms, the smartest animals in this world. Given the exponential growth of technology, it is likely that we will never be comprehensively surpassed by any other intelligent species, no matter how alien.

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Intelligence is not just a matter of solving difficult problems or memorizing facts quickly, as some would have us believe, but also involves reasoning and perspective. However, it must be said that humans are not always on the right side of things—we are not always correct, but we are almost always right.

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Nevertheless, there are moments in our lives that lead us to think we are, in fact, quite stupid in our own little ways (or even in larger ways, for some people). Even though we are essentially the most intelligent creatures to walk this planet, it is no secret that almost all of us are bound to make foolish mistakes, and many of them, mind you, at multiple points in our lives.

Because of that, we are also bound to ask some silly questions, too—like the ones featured on this Reddit thread after someone asked, "What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever been asked by anyone?"

Check out the most hilarious responses below!

1. At least they weren't insisting that the Earth is flat

1. At least they weren't insisting that the Earth is flat
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2. If only it worked that way. Kidding!

2. If only it worked that way. Kidding!Reddit

3. Sir, that is called a reflection

3. Sir, that is called a reflection Reddit

4. Please go back to grade school

4. Please go back to grade schoolReddit

5. Time to change doctors now

5. Time to change doctors nowReddit

6. And the winner for the dumbest question goes to...

6. And the winner for the dumbest question goes to... Reddit

7. You might be mistaken

7. You might be mistakenReddit

8. Newborns and bananas

8. Newborns and bananasReddit

9. No, this is just a Halloween costume, except it's not Halloween yet

9. No, this is just a Halloween costume, except it's not Halloween yetReddit

10. Imagine hearing someone say they thought you were extinct

10. Imagine hearing someone say they thought you were extinctReddit

11. Biology at work

11. Biology at workReddit

12. Like pierced ears

12. Like pierced earsReddit

13. It was just fire

13. It was just fireReddit

14. They were just confirming

14. They were just confirmingReddit

15. Which one is it?

15. Which one is it?Reddit

16. The answer is: very deep

16. The answer is: very deepReddit

17. Stop asking this question

17. Stop asking this questionReddit

18. It's actually a dog

18. It's actually a dogReddit

19. Milking male goats

19. Milking male goatsReddit

20. This is actually a great retort in arguments

20. This is actually a great retort in argumentsReddit

21. Honestly, I didn't know

21. Honestly, I didn't knowReddit

22. Some people just couldn't accept that they were wrong

22. Some people just couldn't accept that they were wrongReddit

23. Sometimes

23. SometimesReddit

24. Their brains were still developing...at a much slower rate than middle schoolers

24. Their brains were still developing...at a much slower rate than middle schoolersReddit

25. An afterlife later

25. An afterlife laterReddit

26. Why would you do that?

26. Why would you do that?Reddit

27. To start or to stop?

27. To start or to stop?Reddit

28. There is, in fact, soy in soy sauce

28. There is, in fact, soy in soy sauceReddit

29. Well, you have to learn something new every day...

29. Well, you have to learn something new every day...Reddit

30. Seriously, stop it

30. Seriously, stop itReddit Reddit

31. If you want your wife to die, just say it

31. If you want your wife to die, just say itReddit

32. Moving in

32. Moving inReddit

33. Thoughts like that come out sometimes

33. Thoughts like that come out sometimesReddit

34. Why can't they?

34. Why can't they?Reddit

35. Is it?

35. Is it?Reddit

36. No, I stole it

36. No, I stole itReddit

37. Better not ask

37. Better not askReddit

38. Ice cream ones

38. Ice cream onesReddit

39. Maybe because they're from apples? Just a thought.

39. Maybe because they're from apples? Just a thought.Reddit

40. Wouldn't it be cool if they were?

40. Wouldn't it be cool if they were?Reddit

Let's face it, we have had many moments in our lives when we said or did something foolish, and while it may have been embarrassing back then, it certainly is much more hilarious to remember it now. Just don't make a habit of it; we have the "smartest creatures on Earth" title to uphold!

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