Someone Created This Fake Customer Service Account That Answers Customer Complaints For Companies And It Is Beyond Hilarious

This is what you get for complaining about trivial matters all the time.

Some people treat a customer complaint like a personal attack, and this parody Facebook page leans all the way into that frustration. The joke is simple: when companies get hit with ridiculous complaints, the fake customer service account fires back with blunt, sarcastic replies that no real brand could ever post.

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That setup makes the whole thing work, because the complaints are often petty, the responses are brutally honest, and the contrast is what makes each screenshot funny. The page has built a following by turning everyday customer service drama into a running roast.

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Here are some of the funniest exchanges from the fake account.

Thank you for showing us that you don't know a thing about grammar.

Thank you for showing us that you don't know a thing about grammar.Facebook
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Child protective services are on their way!

Child protective services are on their way!Facebook
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A religious ally who is acting like she is some kind of priest.

A religious ally who is acting like she is some kind of priest.Facebook

The replies get even sharper from here.

Think a bit further than your nose, idiot.

Think a bit further than your nose, idiot.Facebook

We are sorry that you still have to eat with a bib because you can't stop making a mess.

We are sorry that you still have to eat with a bib because you can't stop making a mess.Facebook

Being homophobic ruined her appetite.

Being homophobic ruined her appetite.Facebook

Stop being so serious, Sharknado!

Stop being so serious, Sharknado!Facebook

North Dakota is too cold, dude.

North Dakota is too cold, dude.Facebook

Supply us with all of your money.

Supply us with all of your money.Facebook

The fake account keeps finding new ways to be rude.

This office rift over a mayo obsession reminds me of the colleagues whose mayo teasing turned into a workplace banter fallout.

Why does he take such offense to the word 'mini'? I think we know...

Why does he take such offense to the word 'mini'? I think we know...Facebook

We hope you keep your mouth shut; it's better for you and everyone else around you.

We hope you keep your mouth shut; it's better for you and everyone else around you.Facebook

Muhammed has spoken.

Muhammed has spoken.Facebook

This is about the stupidest person I have ever heard of.

This is about the stupidest person I have ever heard of.Facebook

Could he, first of all, stop saying 'my own skin'? We know it's your skin!

Could he, first of all, stop saying 'my own skin'? We know it's your skin!Facebook

John the jerk.

John the jerk.Facebook

At this point, the page is basically roasting everyone in sight.

We will turn on you and laugh at you from the cereal aisle.

We will turn on you and laugh at you from the cereal aisle.Facebook

The best advice for the woman who thinks Toys R Us is to blame.

The best advice for the woman who thinks Toys R Us is to blame.Facebook

She got the joke! She is officially not stupid anymore.

She got the joke! She is officially not stupid anymore.Facebook

He doesn't even use his own money, yet he complains.

He doesn't even use his own money, yet he complains.Facebook

Bye, Felicia!

Bye, Felicia!Facebook

Do we have the right jerk?

Do we have the right jerk?Facebook

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