People Share 30 Horrid Stories That Happened During Family Functions, And They're Truly Wild

These are the worst things to happen at a function

Family functions have a weird talent for turning “just getting everyone together” into full-on chaos, and this Reddit thread proves it. People are sharing horrid stories that somehow start as normal holiday plans, then spiral into disasters you will never forget.

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We’re talking about a kid drowning, a grandma trying to shoot herself, someone knocking down a floral spray like it’s an escape room fail, and a drunk uncle flipping out at Christmas. There’s also the Thanksgiving family vibe, the 1950s nostalgia that makes it worse, and wedding-level messes like a drunk man ruining his daughter’s big day.

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And by the time the royal rumble and fistfights show up, you realize this isn’t “bad luck,” it’s family tradition for disaster.

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1. A kid drowning

1. A kid drowningr/AskReddit
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The Dynamics of Family Functions

Family functions often serve as a microcosm of larger relational dynamics, showcasing both the joys and stresses of familial bonds. Understanding the underlying psychological patterns can offer insights into why certain scenarios turn sour.

2. Thanksgiving in the 50s

2. Thanksgiving in the 50sr/AskReddit

3. A drunk man messing up his daughter's wedding

3. A drunk man messing up his daughter's weddingr/AskReddit

Research in social psychology has shown that family gatherings can trigger what’s known as the 'family role dynamic.' Each member often unconsciously plays a role based on past experiences, which can lead to tension.

This role-playing can cause individuals to revert to childhood behaviors, complicating adult interactions significantly. A study published in the Journal of Family Psychology details how these dynamics can lead to misunderstandings and conflict during family functions.

4. Knocking down a floral spray

4. Knocking down a floral sprayr/AskReddit

5. A royal rumble

5. A royal rumbler/AskReddit

The whole thing starts with that terrifying “a kid drowning” moment, and suddenly everyone else’s holiday behavior feels way more sinister.

Family events can often resemble emotional battlegrounds, filled with potential misunderstandings and heightened tensions.

6. Two men getting into a fistfight

6. Two men getting into a fistfightr/AskReddit

7. In case anyone is wondering

7. In case anyone is wonderingr/AskReddit

Understanding family dynamics through a psychological lens can also aid in conflict resolution.

8. A 20-drunk person fistfight

8. A 20-drunk person fistfightr/AskReddit

9. At a family function during Christmas

9. At a family function during Christmasr/AskReddit

Then the thread jumps to a drunk man messing up his daughter’s wedding, because apparently the family calendar only includes one kind of celebration.

We are all born into families, and family is something we make as it originates from and happens to you. Every household has both good and bad times in its roots, and it's reasonable to say that everyone has witnessed the good and bad things their family has produced or gone through.

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10. A grandma trying to shoot herself

10. A grandma trying to shoot herselfr/AskReddit

11. I should have married you

11. I should have married your/AskReddit

12. A good time to announce the pregnancy

12. A good time to announce the pregnancyr/AskReddit

13. The poor man had nailed it a few times

13. The poor man had nailed it a few timesr/AskReddit

14. A drunk uncle flipping out

14. A drunk uncle flipping outr/AskReddit

15. Literally stealing from a dead person

15. Literally stealing from a dead personr/AskReddit

16. Never going around for thanks

16. Never going around for thanksr/AskReddit

17. That is how cops get shot

17. That is how cops get shotr/AskReddit

18. This Redditor watched this happen

18. This Redditor watched this happenr/AskReddit

19. He had no idea where she was

19. He had no idea where she wasr/AskReddit

20. Pointing a handgun at your own father

20. Pointing a handgun at your own fatherr/AskReddit

21. Having someone cremated as they wished

21. Having someone cremated as they wishedr/AskReddit

22. A chihuahua story

22. A chihuahua storyr/AskReddit

23. Getting slapped with a warning

23. Getting slapped with a warningr/AskReddit

24. She just had a normal makeup

24. She just had a normal makeupr/AskReddit

25. Grandma is faking a heart attack

25. Grandma is faking a heart attackr/AskReddit

26. The first Passover dinner

26. The first Passover dinnerr/AskReddit

27. It was painful to hear

27. It was painful to hearr/AskReddit

28. Being told that you don't know your age

28. Being told that you don't know your ager/AskReddit

29. Getting jumped by rabbits

29. Getting jumped by rabbitsr/AskReddit

30. Rolling down the patio stairs

30. Rolling down the patio stairsr/AskReddit

Right after that, the floral spray gets knocked down and it’s like someone lit a fuse under every fragile relationship at the table.

And when the grandma trying to shoot herself and the Christmas fistfight stories hit back to back, the family dinner did not end well, it ended dangerous.

The stories shared about family functions highlight the intricate dynamics that often come into play during these gatherings.

By the end, you’re left wondering which family member is going to be the next headline at the next holiday.

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