These 50 Crazy and Hilarious Headlines Will Change the Way You Look at the World Around You for the Worse
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It's a big, big world out there, and every day, something extremely odd happens somewhere. So, when some people complain that the news is dull, we're guessing they've never seen the wacky, strange, and downright idiotic tales that have made it to TV, print, and online.
These folks may be proven wrong thanks to the Twitter account "Internet's Craziest Headlines." The creators of this account have compiled the most bizarre assortment of titles and captions for you to enjoy, ranging from "China may be using the water to hide its submarines" to "Large cat sighted" to "Man sold TV to purchase remote."
The headlines are so ridiculous that they make you wonder if you are on "Candid Camera," in some parallel universe, or if you are simply losing your mind. And frankly, it makes you wonder which one you would prefer.
Yeah, it's that bad. Trust us.
So get ready for a whole new level of insanity because we've hand-picked some of the most fantastic posts from this account. But before you take a look at what we've prepared, we must warn you—you will never look at the world with the same eyes again.
So, if you are ready... let's do it!
1. A what?
hofheadlines2. Forever and forever...
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4. Animal instincts...
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5. It somehow makes sense...
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6. Spiked!
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7. Look at her smile....
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8. Okay.... And that's important because?
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9. Because you're not you when you are hungry
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10. You can’t die before you pay the rent
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11. That's unfortunate...
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12. Dangerous cat
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13. Nice to meet you...
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14. Yeah, that look in his eyes....
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15. That's the best way of seducing...
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16. Well, how about that... And it drops even more after 45...
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17. What a monster!
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18. Maybe he is feeding a giant baby...
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19. Never give a gun to your dog, no matter how much it begs!
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20. Such an unfortunate name...
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21. Well, they could've waited...
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22. Just a dwarf driving around...
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23. Well, they look similar
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24. Man likes gifts...
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25. I shot the sheriff...
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26. Cats have rights too, you know...
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27. Found alive...
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28. Taping with a rope...
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29. Black Pearl
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30. Only when the car wasn't moving...
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31. What?
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32. He will be missed...
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33. Enough is enough
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34. Instead of hiding them in the air?
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35. Unknown caller...
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36. What a guy...
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37. V for Vendetta
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38. Poor squirrel
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39. No comment
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40. Not the same
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41. Never too old for that...
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42. Armed and on the run. How?
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43. Time to die
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44. Tasty...
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45. Dominance asserted!
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46. Bad question...
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47. Nothing to do with a bomb
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48. Let the parrot out!
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49. Watch your six!
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50. Hold me tight
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After abandoning the idea that these headlines were created by an evil mastermind trying to convince us that we are all insane, we’ve started wondering about the motives. And if it was the publicity the creators were after—they’ve done it.
Their news is shared all over the internet, reaching millions of people. Hm.
Millions of people? Well, back to our conspiracy theory.
