50 Of The Best And Funniest News Headlines On Instagram That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Who said news headlines can't be catchy and funny at the same time?
Some news headlines are so absurd they sound made up, yet they still end up in print and on the internet. That is exactly why these funny examples keep getting shared, screenshot, and laughed at over and over again.
This roundup pulls together 50 of the best and funniest headlines from the Instagram account Funny News Headlines, which has built a huge following by collecting the weirdest, most unexpected, and most unintentionally hilarious stories around. The result is a mix of confusion, disbelief, and pure comedy in headline form.
Scroll through and see how many of these ridiculous headlines make you laugh first and think second.
#1 The kind of audience that matters if you're a cat lover.
funnyheadlines#2 Fruit support.
funnyheadlines#3 Think twice before allowing Girl Scouts to launch their campaign.
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The headlines only get stranger from here.
#4 Can't blame him for trying.
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#5 Does he deserve it?
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#6 One word: Karmadillo.
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#7 Maybe they just wanted to spend the rest of their lives doing what they love.
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#8 Everyone will surely want one.
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#9 Just watch and learn.
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#10 He had everyone's votes.
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#11 Husband needed a refund.
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Some of these feel almost too perfect to be real.
#12 Duck, cover, and hold.
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#13 The struggle is real.
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#14 Oops, someone probably dropped those seeds.
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#15 How about dead meat? Is it better than eating plants that are alive?
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#16 Off to buy a boomerang.
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#17 Would you do the same?
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#18 Kid is going places.
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#19 If your party isn't lit like this, don't bother inviting.
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#20 Slowly but surely.
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#21 Smart move.
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#22 Catch and release.
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#23 Vegan on Mt. Everest.
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This is exactly the kind of headline that makes you stop scrolling.
And if you love the Instagram chaos, you’ll get a kick out of the visual anomalies that make your logic spin in the mud.
#24 Her looks say she could do it.
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#25 Probably it's for Men's Warehouse?
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#26 She's just finding her true self.
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#27 They definitely took their time.
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#28 Something flew with her.
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#29 Have a happy flight.
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#30 Life hack for introverts.
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#31 Which is which?
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#32 Surprised it even reached the tenth time.
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#33 Secret ingredient.
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#34 Just don't die.
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#35 Who won?
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The absurdity keeps building with every new headline.
#36 An attack is her best defense.
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#37 You'd probably think many times before proceeding with your marriage if you're going to wear this on your wedding day.
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#38 Maybe the barber was inspired by it.
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#39 Garlic toasts are waving.
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#40 What if the cat arrives in full swimming gear?
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#41 Oh no.
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#42 Maybe he got the wrong toy?
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#43 Well, are you even surprised?
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#44 That's commitment.
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#45 Wondering what he will do years from now when they're fully grown.
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#46 Welcome to Florida.
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#47 Was it because of the smell or the sound?
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#48 His drawing had the details, though.
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#49 It's just the shirt, not her.
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#50 Everyone in there should have a DNA test before dating anyone.
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Kidding aside, these funny news headlines prove that real life can be stranger than fiction. They are the kind of posts people save, share, and laugh at long after the joke has landed.
May the internet keep serving up headlines this ridiculous.
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