Life With A 4-Year-Old Is Perfectly Explained In These Hilarious Tweets
If you're a new parent or soon to be, saddle up, folks. It sure is a wild ride.
Life with a 4-year-old can feel like living with a tiny boss who never runs out of opinions, questions, or volume. One minute they are adorable, the next they are calling the shots, and somehow they always know exactly how to keep everyone laughing.
That is the charm of this stage, and also the chaos. These tweets capture the blunt honesty, random logic, and nonstop energy that make preschoolers so unforgettable, especially when they decide to say the quiet part out loud.
From sweet to savage in a single sentence, these 4-year-old moments are painfully relatable. Read on.
1. Dream, B. I. G.
Twitter2. I'd have to agree.
TwitterKids this age do not believe in subtlety.
3. Leave me to wither. LOL
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4. Sh!t!
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5. LOL OMG.
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6. My kid, I swear.
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7. Tons!
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And somehow it only gets more unhinged from there.
8. Jeesh!
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9. I'm dying here LOL.
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10. I can't even LOL.
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11. Well, that escalated quickly.
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12. Good doggy dog.
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That kind of logic only makes sense if you're four.
This also reminds us of the AITA debate about attachment parenting boundaries, when a woman asked for a turn holding the baby.
13. A N Y T H I N G.
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14. Oh snap LOL.
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15. My 4-year-old calls her hands 'hand-paws'...
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16. BOOM.
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17. Ouch, such a cold burn LOL.
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That one probably landed harder than intended.
18. Oh my gosh, this is my daughter 110%.
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19. My daughter always says, "When I'm a mom, I'll let my kids have cake for every meal." Good luck with that one, kid.
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20. Wow, this is crazy brilliant.
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Four-year-olds really do keep everyone on their toes.
For more hilarious parenting chaos, see how a sister-in-law got uninvited from a baby shower after insulting her parenting.