20+ Photos Of The Funniest Replies To A Post Of A Man Who Peed On His Girlfriend While Drunk Will Certainly Make You Wonder And Laugh At The Same Time

It is important to know how much alcohol your body can handle so you don’t get drunk and end up embarrassing yourself and others.

One drunken night can turn into a story people repeat for years, and this one is especially hard to top.

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A man known as u/Apprehensive_Abroad3 woke up after a night of drinking to learn that he had peed on his girlfriend, and the Reddit comments that followed were just as chaotic as the confession itself. The post quickly turned into a mix of disbelief, jokes, and wild reactions from people who clearly had their own messy alcohol stories.

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What happened next is the kind of internet thread that keeps getting funnier the longer you scroll. Read on.

As the story goes:

As the story goes:u/Apprehensive_Abroad3
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He continues...

He continues...u/Apprehensive_Abroad3
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The Reddit community didn’t make the case any simpler as they all chimed in with their different hilarious drunk stories. Prepare to enjoy a hearty laugh as you scroll further.

The Reddit post received 48.7k upvotes and more than 2K comments.

That comment section wasted no time getting messy too.

Everyone has someone that pisses on everything...

Everyone has someone that pisses on everything...ClockwyseWorld

What a suggestion!

What a suggestion!AdSin15

Another reply takes the joke in a very different direction.

Happy to be out of the relationship

Happy to be out of the relationshipPre-tenderized

Someone wants to know the difference between this and that...

Someone wants to know the difference between this and that...BlueBrye

"You both cannot pee at the same time"

You can imagine the awkward scenario, but the reply though...

"You both cannot pee at the same time"Ubermassive

He just had to show her the proof of her doings

He just had to show her the proof of her doingswolfmans_bruddah

Straight to the altar...

Straight to the altar...DJAllOut

This matches the boyfriend who vanished mid-date after a “normal night out” turned weird.

She sure deserves the best

She sure deserves the bestbsrafael

At least, I know I'd be pissed...

At least, I know I'd be pissed...Eymerich_

At least, there was no awakening

At least, there was no awakeningits_justme

He didn't actually do that... what!

He didn't actually do that... what!prevalentgroove

That must have been an awfully long pee

That must have been an awfully long peemntdevnull

The OP is definitely a lucky man

The OP is definitely a lucky manFarnesworth85

A million and one yards of wife material

A million and one yards of wife materialDevansh_Tomar

Lol... You had better behave

Lol... You had better behaveYellow_Emperor

Joining my voice with the reply to ask the same question...

Joining my voice with the reply to ask the same question...OrganicTrust

Peeing on someone is good money... Okay

Peeing on someone is good money... OkayKitKeating

Searching for this girlfriend...

Searching for this girlfriend...takashi9

Whew! That's a lot

Whew! That's a lotSoapyLlama

Lol... Why the drawing though?

Lol... Why the drawing though?DonaldTrumpsBallsack

It's a one-timer, but it's still an indicator

It's a one-timer, but it's still an indicatorwelshfach

She should have charged for the pee action...

She should have charged for the pee action...Kevg2015

That is one heck of an adventure

That is one heck of an adventuresadxe

Many individuals drink and get intoxicated, while some think that it is enjoyable to get a buzz from consuming alcohol every now and then. The fact remains that drinking a lot of it tends to be totally perilous. 

It can help if you’re familiar with the signs of being intoxicated, so you know what to expect, when to stop drinking, and when to seek help. Drop your drunk stories below if you have any, and let’s enjoy a hearty laugh.

Some comment sections are just too wild to forget.

Wondering who pays for bar chaos, see the friend who spilled drinks at the bar and left the bill debate.

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