40 Hilarious Posts About Bizarre Baby Names That You Need To See Today
Do you ever wonder what goes through some parents' minds when you hear them say their child's name?
Some baby names are sweet, some are timeless, and some make everyone in the room do a double take. This roundup is packed with the kind of bizarre naming choices that turn a simple birth announcement into instant internet comedy.
From spelling experiments to names that sound more like jokes than choices, these posts show just how far some parents will go to be unique. The result is a mix of disbelief, secondhand embarrassment, and a lot of laughs.
By the end, you may never look at an unusual name the same way again. Read on.
1. Caberneigh actually sounds pretty great, for a horse, that is!
katyslittlefarm2. What a clever way of saving an unborn child from embarrassment for the next 20 years
r/NameNerdCirclejerk3. That's how it's supposed to be spelled!
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4. She should've specified where the S goes
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5. Normal is boring, they say, but sometimes normal is preferable
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The naming choices only get stranger from here.
6. Please don't!
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7. I quite agree with the idea of naming future kids after someone from a sci-fi book
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8. Laundreigh Daiye
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9. This only works for animals
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10. You would truly wonder what goes through their minds when they name their kids after something so random
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11. Not as weird as Krissmiss Dae
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12. Named after a toilet
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13. This post is a whole rollercoaster
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One comment section after another keeps the jokes coming.
14. Why make it Jason when you could have *Jhayson*?
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15. Colin means victory, and Chet is a typical "frat-boy" name. Go figure.
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Like the sister-in-law who claimed baby-name dibs, one stubborn poster stood firm despite family drama over the chosen name.
16. Or maybe they just don't know how to spell Cassiopeia
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17. Why would they make such a decision?
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18. Your kids are not even a year old yet, and they are already suffering
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19. Classic Mean Girls line
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20. Millennials and their obsession with the name suffix "-eigh"
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21. Please thoroughly check the first few letters of the name
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22. Kyodie, Coyote
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23. How unlucky must he be?
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24. Better than K8lyn?
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25. Call him Riptide and end this mess
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26. Cursed names
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27. G'day
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28. Just phase it out
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29. Here we go again with the excessive "-eigh"
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30. Doomed from the start
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31. No comment
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32. Is this Korona's sister?
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33. Why would you do that to a child?
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34. Such a poor Babeigh...
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35. At this point, they're just squeezing some letters together
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36. Maybe it's Meighbelline
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37. It's a millennial thing
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38. Ratleen Mouseleigh
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39. Are these Peppa Pig's friends?
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40. Caisle instead of Kyle? Hmm.
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Even North West sounds normal next to some of these names.
Share your favorite bizarre baby name in the comments, or send this to someone who loves a good naming disaster.
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