Hilarious House Rules Leave Everyone Without A Doubt That Humans Are Definitely Odd

I'm weird, you're weird, everybody's weird.

I personally have three little humans, so rules are often thrown out the window in our neck of the woods, especially when it comes to cleanliness or listening. Because let's face it, toddlers take rules from NO ONE.

I've racked my brain, but I can't seem to think of an oddtastic rule we have in our house.

However, for some, house rules are legit and are strictly enforced. On that same token, some rules are just downright hilarious.

Check out this REDDIT thread; there's plenty of weird-proof here to solidify every point for human strangeness you'd ever need.

1. Pink room say what?

“My mother-in-law has some major issues. There is a room just as you walk into the house that is completely off-limits.

It’s vacuumed constantly and is a picturesque pink frilly sitting room, complete with pink carpets, etc. Think Dolores Umbridge. My parents brought their dog over once (who is a fantastic chill dog), and she put a paw on the carpet, and my mother-in-law almost had an aneurysm.

When my husband was growing up, he and his two brothers had one hour of screen time a day. TV, video games, whatever, just one hour.

One bath a week. If you had more than that, you got screamed at. The brothers would end up showering at a friend’s house. I had to basically train my husband out of that one.

If you had too much fun doing something, they wouldn’t let you do it anymore. It made my husband very good at lying and also very obsessive about things he enjoyed. Or, if you had too much fun over the weekend, you weren’t allowed to do something fun later in the weekend. For example, if you visited a friend’s house on Saturday, you weren’t allowed to do anything on Sunday except clean or do yard work.

Not allowed to argue with parents. Mom has a personality disorder and constantly lies. Dad always backs her up. She will lie about what the boys were doing and say they were breaking a rule when they weren’t, and they couldn’t argue. (This rule is literally pinned to their wall.)

They have to get their parents cards for birthdays, etc. But the cards are not allowed to be handmade because it’s “cheap.” This rule persists.

They have to take pictures every Sunday before going to church, in their church outfits. There are hundreds of pictures of this, taken in the same spot in the house.

There are other rules I literally can’t remember or pick out of the piles of abuse.

My husband and his brothers have grown up very well-adjusted and sane, despite this mess.”

The Psychology of Odd Habits

Humans often engage in peculiar rituals, which can be understood through the lens of behavioral psychology. According to research published in the Journal of Behavioral Science, these odd habits often serve as coping mechanisms to reduce anxiety and create a sense of control.

Dr. David F. Marks explains that such behaviors can provide comfort in unpredictable environments, particularly for children. This explains why parents might adopt unconventional house rules, as they adapt to the unique needs of their families.

2. You'll Be Taught A Lesson

“My friend David was a tough guy… which made it all the more cool that he chose to hang out with a scrawny nerd like me.

We went back to his house once (and only once)… which was literally four houses down the street from me.

It was a small, normal house, with a small, comfortable living room.

When I plopped into the big easy chair, David went white as a ghost.

“That’s my dad’s chair.” (pause)

“No one’s allowed to sit there.” (pause)

“Ever.”

“If he sees you in his chair, he’ll bring the belt.”

Well, I was a small kid, but even I knew that some other person’s parent wasn’t going to be allowed to beat the crap out of me with his belt. So I said, nonchalantly, “So what? He can’t hit me.”

My tough-guy friend (and, truth be told, a bit of a bully to other kids) just got paler and paler.

Then he said (very quietly)

“He might not wallop you, but he’ll wallop me instead.”

I hopped off that chair like a shot.

And learned a lot that day.”

3. Vacuum Lines Matter!

“One of my friend's mothers had some borderline obsessive rules. No walking on the carpets. You must remain on the strips of clear plastic carpet protectors instead, which were arranged to create walkways around the house. Guests must wear slippers; there were spares if you didn’t bring your own. The leather sofas must remain completely covered in sheets to protect them. Even the dog was expected to follow these carpet protector paths and was constantly being told off for stepping off them.

I understand wanting to keep your carpets and furniture nice, but this was crazy. You couldn’t even see them under all this ugly protective stuff. Plus, I nearly fell down the stairs wearing oversized slippers and tripping on this protective plastic mat that was draped down the staircase. I was also constantly getting in trouble for not following the correct route around the room and instead walking straight to where I wanted to be. She would literally check for footprints on the carpet.”

4. You'll Be Bored

“I had a babysitter when I was about eight, and my sister was five. The rule was that all day we had to sit on the stairs. No couch, no kitchen table, nothing; we literally had to stay on the stairs the whole day (which was pretty uncomfortable even for my eight-year-old body), and my sister and I were pretty well-behaved, so we did it without much question. When my mom would come to pick us up and started talking for what seemed like forever, of course, we would get to sit on the couch. Only years later did I realize how weird and awful that was.”

6. The Rules Apply To Everyone, Yes Even You

“I’m a medic, so we go into people’s homes every day. We had a cardiac arrest, so we were working on a man, and the wife was having a fit about the mess we were making.

Yes, there was some garbage from the pads, needles, and meds, but we put all of it into our jump bag.

She was screaming at us about it. I told her that her husband was very sick and we were doing everything we could to help. She said she didn’t care if he died as long as we didn’t make a mess.”

7. Listen, Or Else!

“My grandparents had a very specific order in which food should be eaten. We’re a big English family, and tea would be served at 5 PM or so, after lunch at 1 PM. Plates and dishes would be placed on the dining room table all at once, but could only be consumed in the correct order: sandwiches first, then sausage rolls/assorted savories, then sweet foods.

It’s only so strange because after my generation (16 of us), my grandmother now couldn’t care less, and all the rules are out the window, especially for great-grandchildren and our spouses. We’re just pretty bitter that we would get such a telling off for eating a sausage roll before a sandwich, since now apparently you can have chocolate biscuits before 2 PM. Anarchy.”

7. They're So Specific

“So a few years back, I was at a party, and the homeowner had a list of house rules on a chalkboard. The one that sort of made me double-take was, “Overnight guests are asked not to masturbate.”

I was a little confused; I mean, nobody wants to think of someone else doing that in their home, in their sheets, but that seems a little weird. Was there an incident that incited this?”

8. What the...

“I was in a foster home from ages five to seven.

They were religious, and the rules were as follows:

Women couldn’t cut their hair, wear short sleeves after five years of age, could only wear dresses and nightgowns (even when swimming on vacation), and nobody could enter the home if wearing shorts. Pants were fine. The upside was the whole family ate dinner together every night, and there was always dessert.

As a kid coming from a home where food was not plentiful, I thought it was wonderful. I’ve stayed in touch over the years and went to the mom's 80th birthday party last summer. Lots of people were there in shorts, so the rules have obviously been relaxed over the years. One daughter even had hair a little below her shoulders, so that rule isn’t enforced either.”

9. You Can't Come In... Sorry

“She wouldn’t actually let us into the house.

She threw a housewarming party, and we were all excited about attending, but instead, she herded us all into her garage and locked us in there. There was a door in the garage that led into the kitchen that she would only unlock if someone wanted to use the bathroom. She would then escort the person to the toilet and stand outside the door until they were done, take them back to the garage, and lock the door again. The garage was empty as well. Not even so much as a deck chair or box to sit on.

The guests did not stay long. I left in under an hour, and the rest left not long after. She was offended after she put so much “effort” into having us over.”

10. Nothing Like Leaving The Over The Top Story For Last

“Anytime I was over at their house and we would go outside to play, I would have to knock on the door each time to come back in, even if I had been there for a while or if I had just walked in with their kid.

Their mother kept tabs on exactly how much I ate or drank while I was there and expected me to work for whatever they had given me.

I had accidentally left something by the door, and I realized it after I got a few steps away from their porch, so I just opened the door and reached in to grab it. Her mother grabbed my arm and jerked me back into the house and screamed that I was a guest at their house and that I was to always knock before entering, how I was a rude child, and she didn’t care that I was just there and what I grabbed was mine, etc. I had known this woman my entire life. We lived in the same neighborhood; she knew all of my extended family and treated me like I was some stranger.

That was my last day playing over there.”

Understanding Human Behavior Through House Rules

House rules often reflect deeper psychological patterns and norms within families and social groups.

Research in psychology suggests that these rules help establish order and predictability, which are essential for emotional well-being.

According to studies published in the Journal of Family Psychology, clear guidelines can reduce conflict and enhance relationship satisfaction.

Moreover, the quirky nature of some house rules can serve as coping mechanisms for managing interpersonal dynamics.

Psychological research indicates that humor can diffuse tension and create a more relaxed atmosphere within households.

This illustrates how seemingly odd habits can play an essential role in maintaining harmony in family relationships.

Psychological Analysis

The idiosyncrasies of house rules reveal much about family dynamics and individual personalities.

This behavior illustrates how families navigate their unique challenges and establish norms that support their emotional well-being.

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Analysis & Alternative Approaches

Ultimately, the house rules we create reflect our values and contribute to our emotional environment.

As noted by Dr. William Doherty, family therapist, "Understanding the dynamics of family rules can significantly enhance relationship satisfaction and conflict resolution." By fostering open communication and mutual respect, families can create a nurturing atmosphere that accommodates everyone’s needs.

Social norms significantly shape our behaviors, including the quirky house rules we see in many families. Research by social psychologists indicates that family dynamics often cultivate these norms, allowing children to express individuality.

Dr. Judith Harris, in her book, “The Nurture Assumption,” suggests that peer influence becomes crucial in developing these oddities, especially as children grow. Parents can benefit from encouraging open dialogues about family rules, as this fosters understanding and can lead to healthier family dynamics.

Professional Assessment & Guidance

Understanding the psychological underpinnings of our peculiar habits can enhance family relationships and foster a supportive environment. Research shows that embracing individuality while maintaining open communication leads to increased emotional well-being.

When families acknowledge their unique rules and oddities, they create a safe space for expression and resilience. It’s essential to view these quirks as opportunities for connection rather than merely oddities, ultimately enriching the family experience.