35 Important and Hysterical Tweets That Everyone Should See
In 280 characters or less, Twitter users demonstrate why they're the funniest people on the internet.
Twitter is often considered the dumpster fire of social networking sites. Yes, it's awesome that way.
It's an echo chamber for your thoughts—all of them. It's hit or miss, but every now and then, the tweets are incredibly entertaining.
You can tweet almost anything (within the limits of Twitter's rules and character limit, of course), and if you're hilarious or relatable enough, you can go viral and end up on a list like this one!
Seriously, there are different sides to Twitter. You'll figure them out once you use it long enough. There's funny Twitter, thirst-trap Twitter, stan Twitter, and bots—so many bots.
Whether you care to admit it or not, the social media giant influences a majority of society, sometimes even elections. Who would have guessed? But here we are. It's a slightly disturbing thing to consider, but it's happening.
For the most part, though, Twitter can be a fun and light-hearted site. That is, if you follow the right people.
Ah, the internet. This is how history is written in modern times—through tweets—because the audience has a limited attention span.
Before these tweets disappear into the vast sea of viral posts to be forgotten, we think it's important to commemorate them one last time. Pay our respects, so to speak.
An Existential Crisis in the Middle of a Restaurant
TwitterThe Dad Joke to End All Dad Jokes
TwitterUpgraded Designated Armchair
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An Instant Classic Two Wolves Meme
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It's Like When You Ask Parents Who Their Favorite Child Is
Twitter
A Loophole for Those Who Are Trying to Quit Smoking
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This New Career Opportunity
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A Corporate-Approved Gender
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I Shudder Just Reading This, Honestly
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I—What?
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BRB, Ordering My Free Pizza. Thank You, Street Smart Pizza Lover.
Twitter
They Don't Want to Because They Want You to Keep Buying Containers to Store Spaghetti In
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When You Get Emotionally Attached to Your Fellow Trash
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When Your Senses Go Haywire
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Even Heroes Need Education. The More Important Thing Is, We Now Know Spider-Man Has a Sister.
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This Is the Only Correct Way to Use Google, AFAIK
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In My Next Life, I Want to Be a Cow from New Zealand
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If They Didn't Want to Be Kissed, Cats Should Have Evolved Bigger Heads by Now. Boom, Science!
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It's a Battle Between Two Cursors
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When Those Theater Lights Go Dim, Who Knows What Happens?
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Uhm, I Think Your Therapy Dog Needs Therapy
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We Found Dwight's Burner Account!
Twitter
Turn on the CrackPot, It's Soup Time
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This Commentary on Capitalism and Night Terrors
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Seriously, Are We in the Bad Place?
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We'll Call This Plan B
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It's a Toxic Relationship
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Can't Wait to Be 50 Years Old and Do This
Twitter
Best Interview Practices
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It's All Good, Man
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Different Passwords? How Fancy!
Twitter
Top-Tier Musical Taste
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*Stares Intently* Do You Like It?
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It's Like They're Running for City Council or the Homeowners Association
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This Happens Far Too Often. Maybe We Should Start Saving Our CVs as PDFs, but Can They Rotate It?
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Whether you're on Twitter or not, you can't deny that sometimes it's comedy gold. It's often the site where you witness famous people feuding with one another (celebrities—they're just like us).
It's a site where a top 20 trending list tells you what issues of today you should care about. We're about five steps away from dystopia, and we're live-tweeting about it.
If you're on Twitter, you can either find genuinely good people who are working to change the world, trolls, or humans who love to see the world burn. There's no in between.
As long as you're funny, hey, we're here for it!