50+ Hilarious, Savage Tweets From Women That Will Leave You Gasping For Air
These women all have a bonafide aptitude for humor and these tweets prove it.
Some Twitter threads age like milk, and this one is pure chaos in the best way. A collection of women’s tweets turns everyday frustration, awkward social behavior, and straight-up nonsense into sharp little jokes that land fast.
The setup is simple, the people are familiar, and the punchlines come from the kind of observations that feel a little too real. Between the screenshots, the captions, and the occasional detour into why women keep getting the last laugh online, the whole thing stays loud, funny, and a little bit ruthless.
By the end, it is hard not to see why these tweets keep getting shared. Read on.
1. And every presidency until we get a woman in charge?
mariskreizman2. Must be nice...
taylortrudon3. Snip-Snip!
bilrac
4. Relatable.
Kendragarden
5. He can't fool any of us
bourgeoisallen
6. Relatable
OhNoSheTwitnt
Across the United States, a staggering 81% of women have reported some form of sexual harassment and/or sexual assault in their lifetime. Statistically, as little as 2% of reported sex crimes are determined to be false.
Even more heart wrenching is that 1 in 5 women have experienced completed or attempted rape in their lifetime, and 1 in 3 of them were between the ages of 11 and 17.
7. Facts
IjeomaOluo
8. This is the power revolution the world really needs.
kimkarDASHA
9. The natural order apparently
evepeyser
10. Anything that works for cats stands a chance of working for us, too. Right? Right?
brookeperrin
11. Well, yes.
1followernodad
12. This has only gotten worse over time as more of us are in self-checkouts than ever before.
AbbyHasIssues
Is it the pandemic? Absolutely.
Progressive Grocer reports that self checkouts grew by 25% in the last two years. Actually, a record number of self-checkouts were shipped globally!
There was a growing trend among retailers before the pandemic, but the desire to interact as little as possible with people in public definitely fueled the surge. Now, it is estimated that by 2026 there will be 1.5 million self-checkouts installed globally.
13. Without fail
bblackgoldd
14. The seal function really makes it
goldengateblond
15. Nothing makes sense anymore
MaraWilson
16. Facts
Kendragarden
17. Can't argue with this logic
tillygirl13
18. Party Muffins FTW
maughammom
Self-deprecating humor is popular among Millennials and Gen Z, but some people have argued the future won't look so kindly on our ability to punch not up or down, but inward. Writing for Medium, Philip Morina says: "Self-deprecating humor is a bad coping skill because it negatively reinforces negative thought processes."
Morina also says that self-deprecating humor causes long-term harm and will be looked back on in retrospect with regret because "it creates and reinforces a culture of self-harm and negative coping skills."
19. Well, well, well.
lisaxy424
20. Delicious
AbbyHasIssues
21. I am at a loss for words this time
sarahcpr
22. PLEASE, don't ever let it stop.
Iron_Spike
23. Who wore it better and other answers that we all know before the question is done being asked.
MollyMcGlew
24. Ba Dum Tiss
elliesisk
However, the benefits have been researched when associated with self-affirming humor and not so much with self-deprecating humor.
25. That last one
aparnapkin
26. We should discuss that a little more.
living_marble
27. I'd watch that, would you watch that?
carinahsieh
28. Sure, it's the peanut butter that caused our carpal tunnel.
SCbchbum
29. Fair enough
LeoBlakeCarter
30. I assume, yes.
LizHackett
In contrast to some of the criticism already provided, there really is a lot of positive associations between humor and intelligence. Even Albert Einstein "attributed his brilliant mind to having a childlike sense of humor."
Not only that, but some researchers from Australia discovered that dark-humor in particular is associated with higher IQs "than their less funny peers." Those very same researchers argue that "it takes both cognitive and emotional ability to process and produce humor."
31. Thank goodness that's over
ChloeAngyal
32. Sucks to be a grape
Eden_Eats
33. Pitty
sidleykate
34. Now that you mention it...
LizHackett
35. This sounds like a good idea, though, and meth does not.
heymichellelee
36. Thank goodness he isn't allowed on Twitter anymore.
JillFlipovic
In January of 2021, Gallup, a global and analytics advice firm, determined that Donald Trump was historically unpopular and divisive, finishing his presidential term with an approval rating of 34%, which left his four-year average at an abysmal 41%. Rolling Stone reported that Trump was also, "the only president to fail to register an approval rating of at least 50 percent at any point in his tenure."
37. Let's do it.
OhNoSheTwitnt
38. Sweatpants
jillboard
39. This is putting it nicely
aneetdonahue
40. Holier Than Thou
kyry5
41. That's one way to look at it
OhNoSheTwitnt
42. To your credit, that IS horrifying.
sarbeaaaar
Neurobiology has taught us that laughter actually changes the brain, and that's what may explain the link between humor and intelligence. Humor and laughter increase the dopamine production in our brains, which opens up the learning centers of our brains and sustains more neural connections.
43. "Pretending"
jillboard
44. Oh
aardvarsk
45. The world is weird.
mindykaling
46. Turns out this costume idea never went out of style.
AkilaObviously
47. Do people still fax things?
sixfootcandy
48. Peppridge Farm Remembers?
meganamram
In Texas, Alamo Drafthouse announced they'd celebrate the 2017 release of Wonder Woman with an "all-female screening" of the film. At the time, they turned to social media to announce:
"Apologies, gentlemen, but we're embracing our girl power and saying 'No Guys Allowed' for one special night at the Alamo Ritz. And when we say 'People Who Identify As Women Only,' we mean it. Everyone working at this screening - venue staff, projectionist, and culinary team - will be female."
As expected, men, regardless of whether or not they even lived in Texas or anywhere near the Drafthouse, had an epic internet tantrum. So Alamo Drafthouse added a second female-only screening, because girl power, y'all.
49. Fair enough.
LeoBlakeCarter
50. Sandwiches are great.
michelleisawolf
51. November 19th is International Men's Day
According to NationalToday:
"International Men’s Day has served to promote positive aspects of male identity based on the premise that men respond more constructively to positive role models than to negative gender stereotyping. The day is not intended to compete with International Women’s Day, but to highlight the importance of men’s physical and mental health and positive masculinity."
aparnapkin
52. Good Luck
Bez
53. You know how it goes, some people cannot shut up.
Elizasoul80
54. I'm just delighted to discover it's not just me.
Mimification
HRC says: "A woman’s gender identity is her innermost concept of being female." Therefore, don't find yourself ruffled when a man says he's seeking a "real woman"; he probably doesn't even know what he's talking about.
55. Thanks, I love it.
spacecrone
56. Nicely played
Railynnnn
57. Some things you just can't easily argue with.
OhNoSheTwitnt
58. That's the real way to do it
cristela9
59. We definitely need more of this energy going forward
Eden_Eats
60. This important advice should be seen by more women and other marginalized genders.
scribblingfox
Emotional labor is defined as "the mental activity required to manage or perform the routine tasks necessary for maintaining relationships and ensuring smooth running of a household or process, typically regarded as an unappreciated or unacknowledged burden borne disproportionately by women."
61. Felt that
1followernodad
62. Asking the important questions
Flora_Flora
63. We could have had this
mollycoldridge
64. If you haven't felt this at least once in your adult life, then I envy you.
jessmisener
65. Let's give it a try.
OhNoSheTwitnt
66. The downside to being prepared is that sometimes things end up worse.
imteddybless
67. We need more of this energy in our lives.
reilytweets
68. Not in the past but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled in the future.
morninggloria
69. That's Perfect
BisHilarious
70. Thank you for your service.
BrandyLJensen
71. OOF
sixfootcandy
72. They never figured it out.
FullFrontalSamB
In conclusion, it's inarguable that women are funny. Over 70 tweets have left us choosing between giggles, chortles, full belly laughter, gasping for air, and smiling just to say, "yes, same, girl, same."
Humor just may be the backbone of humanity, and while it's not always perfect, it's often exactly what we need. Whether it's self-deprecating or at the expense of someone who probably deserves it, we're here for it and so are women on Twitter.
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