Absolutely Ruthless Comebacks By Harry Potter Author J.K.Rowling

There's a reason why this woman is an absolute powerhouse.

Maryjane

Published in Funny
27 Oct 2019

Absolutely Ruthless Comebacks By Harry Potter Author J.K.Rowling

Twitter beef is the real deal; people come prepared and ready to fire back at any given moment. These interactions are a crucial part of the Twitter experience, and you will see people spend hours debating uninteresting topics.

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The worst part about this is when some wannabe comedian tries to roast or debate actual comedians, only to end up getting obliterated into oblivion.

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Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling is also part of the Twitter community, and when necessary, she does a great job delivering some ruthless comebacks. She's on fire, and none of these trolls can ever stop her.

1. Oh snap

.@Lukekocura I'd type a longer retort, but these diamond buttons really hurt my fingers. pic.twitter.com/RJ19nIMd94
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 4, 2015

2. Try harder, honey

Unless you're actually a hooded chihuahua, I'm pretty sure I win on the 'not hiding' front. I quite like 'old whore', though. #Shakespearean pic.twitter.com/0pIEVfrGn7
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017

3. You'd better hope there's no hell

Lady, if you think the deaths of vulnerable African women are a suitable subject for a pussy joke, you'd better hope there's no hell. pic.twitter.com/PYhAKD0eFG
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 23, 2017

4. Burrrrnnnnn!

.@aboymadeofsky No, Jonathan, I've never made a single decision in my life on the basis of whether it was cool.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 9, 2014

5. Oh boy, he will be thinking about that for a long time

*sighs* Well, who knows? If I try harder, I might be reincarnated as a lonely virgin hiding behind a cartoon frog. pic.twitter.com/EbocdxfJ5o
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017

6. Unless you can get a refund, she pretty much won.

Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter. pic.twitter.com/kVoi8VGEoK
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 31, 2017

7. You don't have to expose yourself like that, dude.

.@sjosiah0 The Internet doesn’t just offer opportunities for misogynistic abuse, you know. Penis enlargers can also be bought discreetly.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 8, 2015

8. Great idea!

When a pleasure becomes a duty. https://t.co/TZSpmbrtc2
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 9, 2017

9. Wait, this can't be true.

@amymeowz I had a waking nightmare where I met a Harry Potter fan who quizzed me on a sub-plot & I couldn't remember what I'd written
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 7, 2014

10. Her little Neville, all grown up.

.@Mattdavelewis Not as bad as watching Dan in Equus, but close. Warn me next time, for God's sake. https://t.co/r8EUd1GKqT
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 21, 2015

11. It's a gigantic high horse.

.@DynamiteTom Gosh, no, I've got several million women sitting beside me. pic.twitter.com/hd41WsW2zN
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 9, 2016

12. Ancient Tumblr knowledge confirmed.

@diddy_marie_ It would look a lot like this. pic.twitter.com/wPnCh0LPxP
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 9, 2014

13. You've basically won life.

If the worst they can say about you is you're an OPENLY GAY EX-OLYMPIC FENCER TOP JUDGE, you've basically won life. pic.twitter.com/j8tUTjODuP
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 3, 2016

14. You'll get it eventually.

In - Free - Countries - Anyone - Can - Talk - About - Politics.

Try sounding out the syllables aloud, or ask a fluent reader to help. pic.twitter.com/K1j19EIU5f
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 28, 2017

15. She is ruthless.

"the queen's dime." As if I grew up in the palace kitchen, polishing corgis. pic.twitter.com/aCaU1515G8
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017