15 People Confess The Worst Things They Ever Ate Just To Be Polite
Some people argue that being polite can be a curse.
Some people will eat almost anything if it means not making a scene, and these Reddit confessions prove it in the funniest, grossest way possible. From family dinners to awkward travel moments, the stories all circle back to the same thing, people smiling through bites they absolutely regretted.
In this roundup, Redditors share the worst things they ever ate just to be polite, whether it was a rotten dish, a bizarre family recipe, or something so overcooked it barely counted as food. The common thread is simple, nobody wanted to offend the person who made it, even when their stomach was begging them not to.
Some of these meals sound unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. Read on.
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1. The truth is there was nothing special about it, other than it was horrible.
My husband's mom made a lemon pie, but it was a “special recipe” she learned from her friend, which contained no sugar and had a crust made of saltine crackers. I don’t even have words for how sour and salty it was. But you best believe I ate it as it was “delicious.”
2. That's bananas.
For a friend of mine, it was bananas. He used to come hang out in the morning or stay the night to play games when we were growing up, and he ate breakfast with us a lot. My parents loved having bananas with breakfast on the weekend (and banana pancakes, for that matter), so he’d have them all the time.It was probably about five years into our friendship before I found out that he absolutely hates bananas and was only eating them to be polite.
That is a long time to fake liking bananas.
3. I lost my lunch somewhere between "fish-flavored jello" and "residual gristle."
I was working in China when they had a big celebratory banquet for us. They served a local delicacy-“sea worms.” It was a white tube that, when immersed in near-freezing water, essentially dissolved into a gelatinous lump. Think fish-flavored jello, with just a hint of residual gristle. Ugh. I had to eat several servings while downing shots of maotai.
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I was visiting Guatemala when this old lady invited us to dinner. In this country, it’s extremely rude not to eat what is placed before you. Unfortunately, this lady served us a vegetable soup with some meat in it that tasted like chicken broth from hell. She didn’t eat with us, as she was being polite or something. She didn’t even talk to us during dinner.We took a taste and nearly wanted to puke. However, due to the customs of the country, we decided to eat it. We could barely get through it. We ate about three-quarters of it and then mentioned we were just full. We both retched later that night. It was so nasty!I ran into the lady later in the week while walking down the street, and she apologized to us. Apparently, the chicken was rotten, and she only took one bite. She then chastised us for not telling her.Sometimes it’s frustrating not knowing all the ins and outs of different customs!
5. Goat-astic
I went to Kenya on a college trip. For the first week we were there, we built a kitchen into a school. Every day, my buddy and I would joke about this goat at the school and how big its nuts were.Well, fast forward to the last day we were there, and the school put on a feast, serving corn, beans, and kale (grown at the school) with goat meat.The local elders came by at the end to show their appreciation. My teacher (who was from Kenya) got up and said, “The elders have prepared a delicacy; it is somewhat of an insult not to eat what they present you.”Bam! Here came the karma bus. Now, I enjoy fried Rocky Mountain oysters; however, what they served was a barely boiled goat ball. I tore off a sizable chunk like a champ. I will NEVER forget the rubbery texture or the ultra gamey taste, but I ate it as if I were honored to be offered it.
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The confessions shared in this article underscore the intricate interplay between social pressure and personal choice, particularly in the realm of food. Many individuals recount experiences where they felt compelled to consume unappetizing dishes simply to avoid offending someone else. This reflects a broader psychological reality where the desire for acceptance often overrides personal preferences, resulting in moments of culinary discomfort.
The stories reveal a common theme: the fear of negative judgment or social exclusion can drive people to prioritize the expectations of others above their own satisfaction. Whether it's choking down an overcooked vegetable or sampling an unappetizing delicacy, the lengths to which people go to maintain social harmony highlight a universal struggle between individual desires and the innate human need for belonging.
6. Really Yummy.
My sister was trying to be nice after I had taken care of her for three years while she dealt with her mental health.She tried to make me a pizza. It came out more like charcoal-fully black.She tried so hard to make me happy for once that I had to at least get some of it down: “It’s not as burnt as it looks! Really yummy.” She was really happy with herself after that.
7. Smells nice.
When my sister was five, she had my mom, a friend, and me sit for her tea party.She made us drinks.I asked her what she gave us, and she said it was water and sparkle perfume.
8. Salty!
My girlfriend in college wanted to be nice to my roommate and me because she often ate at our apartment, so she decided to cook dinner one night: teriyaki steak.Somewhere along the line, she mixed up tablespoons and cups and added three-quarters of a cup of salt. I’m pretty sure we were nearing the LD50 of salt for a human, but I ate as much as I could and drank as much water as I could for the next few days.
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9. This is totally fine.
My husband's grandma made us a “miso soup” that was almost black from teriyaki and soy sauce. All of the vegetables in it were slimy and overcooked. It barely resembled miso, so the next day I made some regular miso for myself, and she was offended that I didn’t eat the “perfectly good” leftovers. I was all confused until my husband whispered to me that she thought the abomination she served us was miso soup.
10. I can smell this description.
My beloved but very elderly gram-in-law made chocolate chip cookies in which she messed up the sugar and salt and mistook the dried black beans in her cupboard for chocolate chips. Oh dear.
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11. A near-death experience, how pleasant.
My grandmother’s chili. My grandmother is a terrible, terrible cook. I’ve gotten food poisoning multiple times from her, but this chili nearly killed me. She made it in her crockpot. I lived with my grandparents, my younger sister, and our mom at the time; my mom was out of town. The first night, the chili was good. Everything was fine.She made a huge batch, so we had it again the next day. It was still okay- a little bit off, but not the worst thing I ever ate. I was so sick that night, spewing from both ends. The third night, the smell was horrible; the chili was popping and effervescent with tiny gas bubbles. I was nine, and we had just learned about bacteria in school. I refused to eat more than a bite. It was like pop rocks mixed with rotten meat. I asked her how she stored the chili. “In the crockpot,” she said defensively. “It’s okay to leave things in there; I even remembered to unplug it!” We lived in Georgia; it was summer. She didn’t make chili; she made a science experiment on the kitchen counter.
12. THE HEAT VENT.
My ex-sister-in-law’s spinach casserole. My daughter puked it up into their heat vent, and I had to clean it out.
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Moreover, the concept of cognitive dissonance plays a critical role in these situations.
13. It's just a prank, bro.
I came home from school one day, hungry, and told my mother that she had blueberry muffins. So I took one, and when I took a bite, it was the driest, most flavorless thing I’ve ever eaten. To avoid upsetting my mother, I ate it, and when I came back, my mom was laughing. I asked what was funny, and she told me they were a friend of hers' muffins, and my brother had spit them out when he tried one. So basically, I got pranked by my mom.
14. Well, I'm impressed.
A girl I dated was trying to impress me, so she attempted to make green curry. She added too much curry paste, and we both sat there sweating and crying.
15. A coping mechanism.
This one’s actually kind of funny.My grandma died right before Christmas. We all got together for the holiday, and my aunt was understandably still taking it really hard. She made something she called “vanilla angel food pudding cake.”It was in a shallow casserole dish. The top layer was whipped cream and cookie crumble. The middle layer was vanilla pudding. The bottom layer was crumbled angel food cake… soaked to the top in a massive pool of bourbon. The cake was floating in the bourbon. We later found out she’d mixed even more bourbon into the pudding layer.She didn’t tell anyone it was alcoholic, so we all got scoops, assuming it was a syrup or something. My cousin was the first to bite into it and had to run to the trash can to vomit as soon as it hit her mouth. Another person got a forkful near their nose and freaked out, yelling in shock. Cue my aunt beginning to completely melt down about how she’s trying so hard, she got the recipe from a friend, and it’s not THAT much alcohol, and grandma was such a good cook she would’ve helped her, etc., etc.-like she was about to lose it. The cousin that vomited tried to claim it was something else while the yeller tried to play off that they saw a bug across the room.Everyone else was sufficiently guilted into eating at least some of what they’d scooped onto their plates. That was physically painful to eat. Everything b...[truncated...]
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The confessions in this article reveal the awkward lengths people go to when they do not want to hurt someone’s feelings. From family recipes to badly timed feasts, the stories all land in the same place, polite smiles hiding very real regret.
As these Redditors show, sometimes the kindest thing would have been honesty, but that is not always how the moment plays out.
Still, that “delicious” lemon pie wasn’t the worst, see how a teen’s vegetarian table order sparked friendship tension. Teen Shares How Ordering Meat Dishes At A Vegetarian Table Sparked Friendship Tension
