School Teacher Shares Hilarious Quotes From Children And It's The Most Wholesome Thing You'll Read Today

Kids say the funniest things when they are completely unfiltered, and that is exactly why this wholesome collection keeps landing so well.

With more than 575k followers, Live From Snack Time has become a place where parents, teachers, and anyone who loves a good laugh can share the most charming quotes kids come up with. The result is a stream of honesty, confusion, and accidental genius that feels impossible not to smile at.

These are the kinds of kid quotes that make ordinary days feel a lot brighter, and a few of them are especially memorable.

#1 Always wear your nose blanket!

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That is exactly the kind of logic kids commit to with full confidence.

#4 Me too, Woody.

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Alyssa and Greg say the page has grown drastically since the beginning of the pandemic. "We've seen tremendous growth in both our community and the number of quotes they are submitting," they said.

The pair believe the page offers a source of comfort to many during this difficult time. "In a time of so much uncertainty, sadness, and fear, I think people looked to us for light humor and relatable content," they explained.

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#7 Same to be honest.

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#9 Awwww.

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Some of these are so sweet they almost feel scripted.

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Recently, Dr. Angela Duckworth, a renowned education expert, has begun collaborating with a family in the UK who create beautiful artwork inspired by their autistic son's quotes. "Art can serve as a vital tool for fostering empathy and understanding," Dr. Duckworth noted. She emphasizes, "Encouraging creativity in children can illuminate significant social issues from an early age." The couple, Alyssa and Greg, expressed their desire to "explore more avenues to connect people and highlight important issues and insights that can begin in childhood."

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#11 Stop ruining it!

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#13 That darn dessert tummy!

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Another exciting addition to the children's literature landscape is a collection of book suggestions aimed at fostering important discussions about race and racism. "Children's books are vital for initiating critical conversations," says Dr. Daniel Goleman, an emotional intelligence expert. "They help children understand complex social issues in a relatable way." With the support of a dedicated community, many educators are developing libraries of books organized by reading level, often linking to purchases from Black-owned bookstores, further promoting diversity in literature.

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#16 It's hard to believe.

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Kids really do say the quiet part out loud.

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#18 Yes!

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It's clear that kids are the same all over the world. With "submissions from six continents, we have living proof that kids are talking about the same topics and have similar questions around the world, especially when it comes to the pandemic," say Alyssa and Greg.

"From the quotes that came in, it was clear that kids missed their friends, wanted to beat (or 'beat up') the virus, and some weren't afraid to tell their parents they were a little sick of all the time they were spending together!" they explained. "We are all more similar than people realize, and the mission, brand, and content are universal and dynamic."

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#22 Damn straight!

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That one sounds like it came from someone twice their age.

Speaking of hard choices, read about the mom who adopted a pet without realizing it would trigger her child’s severe allergies.

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#25 Always be brave.

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#27 Oh snap!

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#29 I mean, they tried.

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#31 This is beautiful.

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Even the awkward ones still land perfectly.

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#33 I know the feeling, Ryan.

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#34 Protect the Doritos at all costs!

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#36 Yeah!

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#39 Sounds like a plan!

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At this point, the page is basically a highlight reel of tiny comedians.

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#41 I hate it when my teeth sweat!

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#43 I mean, sure.

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#46 It's a lot to take in, to be fair.

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#49 At least they asked.

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Kids never fail to make the internet a little kinder.

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