Parents Share The Hilarious Ways Their Kids Rename Common Things

Kids have a gift for turning ordinary words into something much funnier, usually without even trying. One minute they are naming a toy or an animal, and the next they have come up with a version that is somehow more memorable than the real thing.

That is exactly the charm of this collection, which rounds up the hilarious made-up names parents heard from their children and shared online. Some of them are close enough to make sense, while others are so unexpected they feel almost too good to correct.

From snow headphones to a cowboy trumpet, these kid-created names are hard to forget.

1. We should all start calling them that

msjennywatson

2. Perfect, just perfect

shaniggli

3. She's talking about vultures

jilliank245

4. That's a better name for it

kree104

Some of these names are so good, they almost make the real words feel boring.

This chaos is right in the same lane as the neighbor who got embarrassed over a pet name at the dog park.

5. Obviously

erdoland

6. An unpleasant song

ggerrietts

7. Genius!

KCrechriou

8. Yes, please

ZoeJTuinman

Parents really do get the best accidental comedy.

9. Snow headphones

ggerrietts

10. A cowboy trumpet

SuzanneBlakeman

That last one is going to stick with people for a while.

Wait, did the AITA dog-park awkwardness start when he named his friend’s puppy an NSFW term? Check out how the embarrassing puppy name blew up at the dog park.