Fiction vs. Reality, 50 TV & Film Clichés That Work On Screen But Fail in Real Life

A 28-year-old woman refused to follow the script, and the real world did not care. She tried to live like the characters in her favorite shows, right down to the fantasy version of “normal life” where everything happens fast, conveniently, and with zero consequences.

It started with something small, like ordering a beer without specifying the brand, then somehow turning into a whole meltdown: she knocked on a door and the person opened it immediately, she guessed the password on the first try, and when the shower ran, she jumped in without checking the temperature. Then the office job firing happened, except instead of a calm exit, she walked out with a box and a plant sticking out like a parade float.

By the time the cops-style teamwork kicked in, she realized the movie clichés do not survive contact with reality.

1. "Soldiers Running Towards The Enemy Instead Of Hanging Back And Setting Up Suppressing Fire"

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2. "Ordering A Beer Without Specifying What Brand Of Beer They Want"

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3. "Knocking On The Door And Someone Opening It Within Two Seconds"

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4. "Being A Young, Aspiring Artist Living Alone In A Nice, Spacious Apartment In A Prime Area Of A Big City Like New York Or LA"

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5. "Getting Fired From An Office Job And Walking Out With A Box That Has A 3-Foot Tall Plant Sticking Out"

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6. "Taking Turns Talking. Like In Cop Shows When One Cop Begins An Explanation, Then The Next One Picks Up The Story At A Seamlessly Convenient Spot"

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7. "When A Couple Wakes Up In Bed Together (With No Wild Bed-Head Hair, Mind You) And Just Start Making Out"

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8. "Highschool Bullies In Movies"

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9. "Turning On A Shower And Jumping Right In Without Checking The Water Temperature With Their Hand First"

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10. "Guessing The Passwords Of Other People Correctly"

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11. "No One Using A Computer Ever Uses A Mouse. It’s Just Constant, Frantic Typing"

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12. "Every Time Anyone Sneezes, People Assume They're Sick. Like, Don't They Ever Get Random Sneezes?"

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13. "Dreaming Of Kissing A Beautiful Woman, But Actually You're Just Being Licked By An Animal"

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14. "Crying Without Their Face Getting Puffy, Red, And Ugly"

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15. "The Amount Of Ultimatums In 'Romantic' Movies Is Appalling"

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16. "Running Upstairs In Horror Movies. If There Was Something Chasing You, Wouldn’t You Head For The Door To Get Outside?"

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17. "People Opening The Oven Only To Be Surprised And Exclaim 'Oh No' At A Completely Black Roast/Turkey/Meat Of Some Kind, With Smoke Billowing Out Of The Oven"

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18. "Making The School Dance A Big Deal"

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19. "Hitting Someone On The Head With A Whiskey Bottle To Knock Them Out. There's A Pretty High Risk Of Killing Them"

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20. "A Car Gets Hit, Scratched, Rolled, Goes Off A Cliff, And In A Car Accident... It Blows Up"

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21. "Getting Eaten By A Dinosaur. That Rarely Happens In Real Life"

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22. "Finding A Parking Spot Right In Front Of Their Building"

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And it gets messy fast for a friend who kept canceling last-minute, so the other person confronted her.

23. "Computers Making A Soft Priiiiiip Every Time A Line Of Text Appears On Screen"

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24. "School Buses Honking And Waiting For Kids Who Are Still In The House. If I Wasn’t At The Bus Stop When The Bus Arrived, It Would Drive On By. It Didn’t Stop. It Didn’t Honk"

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25. "Girl Vomiting Means Pregnant, Hiccups Mean Drunk, Coughing Means Seriously Ill"

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26. "If A Simple Miscommunication Happens, No One Stops To Clarify With The Other Person. If A 10-Second Conversation Can Derail An Entire Plot Thread, I'm Not Interested"

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27. "Absolutely Everything Related To Pregnancy And Especially Childbirth. You Don't Just Instantly Rush To The Hospital"

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28. "On The Phone Making Plans: 'Ok, Meet Me At 5?' 'Sure.' And That’s The Whole Plan. Where Are You Meeting?"

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29. "Waving 'Full' Coffee Cups Around"

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30. "Women Running Around In Heels With Perfect Hair And Makeup, And The Dirt And Sweat Making Their Hair And Makeup Look Even Better"

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31. "Going To A Friend's Place, Staying There For Only 30 Seconds To Talk About Something Plot-Relevant, Then Leaving Right Away"

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32. "Just Asking A Random Girl: 'Hey, Wanna Get Dinner Tomorrow? I'll Pick You Up At 5.' You Don't Have Her Address Or Her Phone Number"

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33. "Women Can Be In The Jungle For Weeks, And They Don't Have Hair Growing Anywhere. Men Immediately Begin To Grow A Beard"

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34. "Scenes Where Someone Is Painting Something, Like A Wall Or A Chair, While Wearing Nice Clothing, With No Tape, Coverings, Or Paint Splatter Anywhere"

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35. "Wearing Shoes On Their Beds. Like, Who Actually Does That?"

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36. "Instantly Drying, Even Though They Just Jumped Into Water Fully Clothed"

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37. "People Splashing Cold Water On Their Faces And Looking In The Mirror To Indicate A Character Is Upset"

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38. "Putting A Baby In A Playpen When Your Friend Visits And Said Baby Doesn’t Scream"

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39. "Doctors Performing Surgery Without Safety Glasses"

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40. "Walking Into Friends' Houses Without Knocking"

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41. "Drinking Heavily Without Consequences"

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42. "Suppressors On Firearms Making Them Whisper Quiet"

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43. "Having Highly Confidential Conversations About 4 Feet Away From The People They Are Talking About, And Not Being Overheard"

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44. "Throwing An Unspecified Amount Of Money On The Bar And Walking Out"

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45. "Everyone Has One Paper Bag For Groceries, And It Has A Celery Stalk And A Loaf Of French Bread Sticking Out The Top"

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46. "Young Singles Living In Million-Dollar Condos That Overlook The City"

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47. "A Woman Rejects A Man, And He Keeps Pestering Her With Gifts And Attention Until She Changes Her Mind. In Real Life, That’s Called Stalking, And She Won’t Appreciate It"

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48. "Waking Up At 6 AM No Matter What Time Of Year And It Is Bright And Sunny"

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49. "The Stupid Slow Motion Kiss Or Hug As The World Is Falling Apart"

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50. "Furiously Making Out While Coming Through A Front Door"

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The moment she walked out of the office with that 3-foot plant sticking out, everyone in the hallway acted like it was totally normal, which made it worse.

After she tried to “take turns talking” like cop shows, the person on the other side of the door cut her off instantly, because of course they did.

Then came the shower, the random sneeze, and the sudden assumption she was sick, all while she was still convinced the whole “no one uses a mouse” thing would save her.

When she finally tried to make a big romantic moment out of it, with the same level of ultimatums as the movies, the family dinner did not end well.

Movie clichés are an integral part of films, providing familiarity and comfort to viewers. They can create a sense of recognition for the audience and help establish a certain atmosphere.

Movie clichés can also serve as shorthand to quickly bring the audience up to speed on the plot and characters. For example, a scene of two lovers sharing a romantic kiss on a beach is an instantly recognizable cliché that quickly communicates to the audience what kind of movie they’re about to watch.

So, they serve a purpose... Do we like them? Not always...

Nobody wants to live in a screenplay, especially when the credits roll straight into consequences.

For a similar blowup, see why a roommate refused to share a sentimental blanket with guests.