40 Times People Actually Insulted Themselves In Order To Insult Another Person

Meet the daily, humble heroes of the online world who keep us laughing, even when the skies are dark and there is no moon in sight.

Some people will happily roast themselves just to land a better insult on someone else, and that is exactly why the internet keeps finding new ways to be entertaining. The subreddit Kamikaze By Words has built a huge following around those self-owning zingers, where the joke only works because the speaker is willing to take a hit too.

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The posts below come from that very specific brand of chaos, where the target gets dragged, but the person doing the dragging is not exactly spared either. The rules are simple enough, the insult has to land on more than one person, and the result is usually a lot funnier than it has any right to be.

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Here are 40 examples that show just how far people will go for the perfect burn.

1. Lol... Well now you know where to go

1. Lol... Well now you know where to goSquidwardStubz
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2. I am not really understanding what's going on here

2. I am not really understanding what's going on hereNozza_h_88
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3. On today's episode of things that my kids did not say

3. On today's episode of things that my kids did not saykarethra

4. *Still thinking*

4. *Still thinking*atheill

5. And boom...

5. And boom...ravingnukeman

That one landed a little too cleanly.

6. Saying it in all fairness

6. Saying it in all fairnesstechnicallyron

7. An interesting post on FB

7. An interesting post on FBalmondreaux7

8. What is actually going on through people's minds at times...

8. What is actually going on through people's minds at times...Cynotral29

9. Be careful of super gonorrhea

9. Be careful of super gonorrheaLordofmemes69420

10. A poster from the climate change protest in Australia

10. A poster from the climate change protest in Australiareddit.com

That is one way to make a point.

11. Oh, oh...

11. Oh, oh...kxngofafs

12. Having diarrhea that is worth it

12. Having diarrhea that is worth itshantanu011

13. When the two parties are stupid

13. When the two parties are stupidreddit.com

14. No, no, no, no, no...

14. No, no, no, no, no...mali1321

15. Bad word choices

15. Bad word choicesItduke

16. Oh hello, I'm your new mom...

16. Oh hello, I'm your new mom...StonyTark3000

17. Still wondering if this counts...

17. Still wondering if this counts...jamesblunt

18. And off it goes...

18. And off it goes...YellowConcordat

19. That was so deep

19. That was so deepLamaAlpaca97

20. Got you right there, huh...

20. Got you right there, huh...redditerindisguise

Now the comeback is doing all the work.

This is similar to the strange, hard-to-explain items people kept finding on the marketplace.

21. And I should tell you, right?

21. And I should tell you, right?SweKrieg

22. Nothing was considered

22. Nothing was consideredAlinMaior

23. My instant attraction

23. My instant attractionemilywhore

24. Playing so poorly that you probably have a nice hairline...

24. Playing so poorly that you probably have a nice hairline...DanielGREY_75

25. That hurt so bad right here

25. That hurt so bad right herethemay0r69

26. Haha

Person gesturing to their chest, reacting to a painful insult.J4AUME

27. This can happen to anybody

27. This can happen to anybodyFrecklyDesert93

28. You will never change what you tolerate

28. You will never change what you tolerateashallowseafish

29. Nobody cares about you

29. Nobody cares about youDuckfordMr

30. Lol... Darn it!

30. Lol... Darn it!therabidbunny

That is a brutal way to lose an argument.

31. Oh, she dragged her through the mud and back

31. Oh, she dragged her through the mud and backBennybtw

32. On Tinder

32. On TinderKingHill2x_

33. What!

Smartphone screen showing a Tinder dating app profile, referencing drama.konfiot

34. Brits vs America thread

34. Brits vs America threadjbouser_99

35. And reality sets in

35. And reality sets inTHEROASTINGPYRO

36. That moment when you're finally certain...

36. That moment when you're finally certain...shaunakchacha

37. Don't piss off your short friend, okay...

37. Don't piss off your short friend, okay...Seinfield_Succ

38. And the tables have been turned

38. And the tables have been turnedFinRatty

39. Interesting

39. Interestingmrq33

40. Lol...

Two people facing off at a table, with a pointed comeback.Jack_iz_coool

One method for detecting a self-aware leader with a high capacity to understand individuals at their core is to check whether they make self-deprecating jokes. This kind of humor demonstrates that they're mindful of their flaws and can discuss them with smiles and laughter.

In any case, self-deprecation can be taken too far.

For more on the friend who mocked your trip idea, see whether excluding them was justified after the last-minute trip debate.

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